"I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly" - Maverick Journal 2023

[Duke.Togo]

If this is the best joke you can come back with after 6 months of using Maverick, I think you should just drop the sub now.  Clearly, you aren't going to reach your potential at being a comedian.  

And I still love me my Asian threesomes. 

Don't hate the player, hate the game. 

The following is to poke comedic fun at the way Maverick was presented then and now. Again, this is a simple joke.

Duke in October 2022:

• "Such subliminal. Much smooth. Very wow. No headaches"
  
• "Check out these business moguls and titans of industry who are also Mavericks"
  
• "You'll be stripped down to your core, and get sprinkled in diamonds and gold (sprinkle sprinkle)"
  
• "I gave up drinking and copying witty lines from movies"
  
• "My prestigious job and three side hustles are doing EPIC!"
  
• "Asian threesomes"
  

Duke in August 2023:

• "Wait, what did you expect, a walk in the park?"
  
• "We all die; deal with it."
  
• "Maverick will repeatedly kick you in the balls, and you will smile"
  
• "Oh yeah, those life plans you made? You might just drop them today."
  

In sum, Maverick:

• Provoked enough despair and anguish to make me consider taking up drinking, but actualized me enough to not take up drinking.
  
• Provided an itemized list confronting me with my past failures and current inadequacies.
  
• In spite of this, I wouldn't change it for what I feel that it's unlocking within me.