11-28-2012, 04:04 PM
(11-28-2012, 03:46 PM)Sean Wrote: 1. I called a guy out for texting on his cell phone in a theater. In the past, I've seethed impotently when this has happened.
Haha.
I did this a while back. All throughout previews and the title sequence to a movie I'd been eagerly awaiting I ignored the texting woman sitting next to me with her date. I kept thinking "Once the movie starts she'll stop..."
She did not. And she wasn't the only one.
So I said in a loud voice "Excuse me, would you mind doing me a favor?" She looked up all "I'm a hot b!t#h, what do you want?" Even louder "Would you please turn that thing off, I'm trying to watch this movie." All in a voice that said "F U! I'll strangle you with you're own intestines." Of course she was sputtering pissed, and turned to her date to back her up.
He just shrank in his seat and tried to look invisible.
Some times it's a good thing to look like and have roughly the equivalent body mass as an Orc.
Little lighted screens winked out across the theater.
What is the Naturalizer?
