Go to Chinese buffet. Models saying a hot Chinese girl I like is there. I go there looking for her, but she's not there. WTF. I'm almost never wrong when I use the models to figure out when people will be working. I guess I misinterpreted something this time.
Sitting there eating, and being served by a homely Chinese guy. No big deal.
Then after about 5 minutes of eating, guess who shows up. That's right. Hot Chinese girl. And she's acting squirrely. Like she's moving too fast, and she's looking around nervously for something.
Then she sees me, stops dead, and locks eyes with me for a split second. Time stands still. She is so beautiful... and I know there's something between us. Time starts again, and she hurries off to disappear again.
Another five or six minutes goes by. She appears again, and this time, she's watching me. I catch her looking at me five times in half as many minutes before she again disappears.
And another five minutes later, she comes over to my table and takes my empty plates. Where's my waiter? Nowhere to be found. But now Hot Chinese Girl is serving me, and wandering back and forth, hovering nearby, and staring at me whenever she thinks I am not looking.
Suddenly I realize that she's taken over the entire half of the restaurant floor where I am sitting from not one, but TWO other servers. Now she's serving all of their customers, and I am smack dab in the middle of all this.
Then she disappears again, and comes back five minutes later looking upset. She's still sneaking stares, and my dinner guest has been sitting politely waiting for me to finish eating before going to get more food. I am a slow eater, and despite my offer that she should go get more food without me, declines. Hot Chinese Girl decides this means we are done, and brings me the check. I tell her I'm not doe yet. She gets this very strange look on her face for a split second, like a cross between she's in pain and "Shit, I fucked up. How could I be so stupid?" Then she apologizes and almost runs away, with the check. Most times, a server will just leave it there.
I eat another plate of food, during which time she comes over and asks if I want a refill on my tea, which I take her up on. She is breathtaking. My dinner guest is highly amused by how this girl is acting in response to me. When Hot Chinese Girl leaves, my dinner guest says, "Oh yeah. She wants to fuck you. She wants you out of here because she wants to fuck you so bad. I can tell. That's why she brought you the check."
A woman would know that sort of thing, so I take her at her word. When I finish, I stack the plates and such, and the split second HCG sees that I'm done, she's over with the check like lightning. This time I thank her and she says I am welcome, but no hint of a smile or even a relaxed face. She's suffering. It's painful, whatever's going on. She needs me out of there. NOW.
I go pay and on the way back to my house, my dinner guest says, "If I had stayed away from the table for a little longer, she would have taken you somewhere to fuck you. That's how bad she wanted you."
Now I know Chinese culture is very reserved, because one of my uncles married a Chinese woman. I also know that this girl could not have done what my dinner guest was saying she would do even if I was not with my dinner guest for that reason. But that was absolutely fascinating to watch.
Residuals from V1? I can't explain this any other way... can't wait to see how she reacts to V2.
Sitting there eating, and being served by a homely Chinese guy. No big deal.
Then after about 5 minutes of eating, guess who shows up. That's right. Hot Chinese girl. And she's acting squirrely. Like she's moving too fast, and she's looking around nervously for something.
Then she sees me, stops dead, and locks eyes with me for a split second. Time stands still. She is so beautiful... and I know there's something between us. Time starts again, and she hurries off to disappear again.
Another five or six minutes goes by. She appears again, and this time, she's watching me. I catch her looking at me five times in half as many minutes before she again disappears.
And another five minutes later, she comes over to my table and takes my empty plates. Where's my waiter? Nowhere to be found. But now Hot Chinese Girl is serving me, and wandering back and forth, hovering nearby, and staring at me whenever she thinks I am not looking.
Suddenly I realize that she's taken over the entire half of the restaurant floor where I am sitting from not one, but TWO other servers. Now she's serving all of their customers, and I am smack dab in the middle of all this.
Then she disappears again, and comes back five minutes later looking upset. She's still sneaking stares, and my dinner guest has been sitting politely waiting for me to finish eating before going to get more food. I am a slow eater, and despite my offer that she should go get more food without me, declines. Hot Chinese Girl decides this means we are done, and brings me the check. I tell her I'm not doe yet. She gets this very strange look on her face for a split second, like a cross between she's in pain and "Shit, I fucked up. How could I be so stupid?" Then she apologizes and almost runs away, with the check. Most times, a server will just leave it there.
I eat another plate of food, during which time she comes over and asks if I want a refill on my tea, which I take her up on. She is breathtaking. My dinner guest is highly amused by how this girl is acting in response to me. When Hot Chinese Girl leaves, my dinner guest says, "Oh yeah. She wants to fuck you. She wants you out of here because she wants to fuck you so bad. I can tell. That's why she brought you the check."
A woman would know that sort of thing, so I take her at her word. When I finish, I stack the plates and such, and the split second HCG sees that I'm done, she's over with the check like lightning. This time I thank her and she says I am welcome, but no hint of a smile or even a relaxed face. She's suffering. It's painful, whatever's going on. She needs me out of there. NOW.
I go pay and on the way back to my house, my dinner guest says, "If I had stayed away from the table for a little longer, she would have taken you somewhere to fuck you. That's how bad she wanted you."
Now I know Chinese culture is very reserved, because one of my uncles married a Chinese woman. I also know that this girl could not have done what my dinner guest was saying she would do even if I was not with my dinner guest for that reason. But that was absolutely fascinating to watch.
Residuals from V1? I can't explain this any other way... can't wait to see how she reacts to V2.
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
