Gratitude luck

[waahbeta]

Hello nurse!
Have I got some news for you...
My friend called me after I posted the last post, to pick up his car from the shop.
Broken record time.
I've been drinking mind you so I lol be as honest as possible.
Ok...umm...oh, uh...yes ,I'm typing my thoughts thought-batum, why was batman so popular? Like dragons and lions are so much cooler than bats. Flying, blind, rats.
With big floppy ears that stand up!
I went to a bar to give my friend a ride to get his car. You know that I wanted to ask for gas money or like anything from this guy cuz in the past he used to ask me for 5 bucks for gas to drive 3 miles, cheap selfish friend who got my back in other situations... I wanted to really complain but as I sit here and sober up, I realize...all the stuff I was about to complain about...doesn't matter...because I feel better now.
And now is more important than then. Man that sounds like a genius quote.

Long drunken story short:
Girl likes boy.
Boy likes girl.
Boy overthink again and went to aggressive to soon.
Girl no like boy, boy no blame girl.
Boy sad get drunk at another bar.
Boy meet different girl.
Boy indifferent this time and just want to get drunk.
(I am starting to crack up writing this but it's the whole story)
New girl let boy stay past last call.
Boy is happy.
Stupid owner walks in rooster shield ed me
Boy is blue.
Ballin his eyes out metaphorically speaking.
Now boy is just laughing at his post.
Laugh with me.
Cuz I know a better woman is out there for me.
I don't even know why I keep pressuring myself to meet all these fake women.

I'm telling ya, it's all I ever run into lately. I mean ten years ago, at least half the women I meet could hold a conversation. Do you know what I talked about with all the girls tonight? Nothing. Just the obvious stuff, weather, happenings around.

This sucks. I gotta say. Jersey girls, really suck. I've even met girls who went to mit and Yale, Colombia...whatever...I think I want to take an iq test...
But why would someone with a learning disability take an iq test...
It's stupid. Just like...haha I almost went there, but I didn't cuz I've done too much and beaten too many so called gifted students in the past.

Starting to fade.
Auto correct is awesome
Drooping
Um I love subs...you know they call hoagies grinders in Massachusetts?
What's a hoagie? It's a sub, you know a hero.
You know what really grinds my gears?
My guilt and fear. Right? I mean, why haven't I asked out my hottie alpha?
I always thought it was my age, race, weight, or career.
Umm tired sleep thanks for supporting me bless you all we are one universe bro and sis I love you all no matter what

Woah!!
That's definitely the beer.