08-29-2012, 07:22 PM
Quote:Benjamin,
I used to call those thongs, too, but people got confused when I said I was going to go put my thongs on! Unfortunately, Americans don't seem to be hip enough to call the underwear g-bangers, so our footwear got renamed to flip-flops, which I wear almost all the time.
Around here, I'm glad that most of the women wear thongs to the beach and not g-bangers, because no one should have to see that much cottage cheese! "Pardon me, miss, but your bum seems rather hungry. It's just that it ate your swimsuit."
Hahaha I can only imagine what they thought when you told them your putting your thongs on!
I don't mind some of them wearing gstrings to the beach. Depending on what they look like, but unfortunately there is always women who wear stuff they shouldn't and put you off your dinner.
I'm imagining that last line was something you have actually used. hahah
And biting About? hahaha..
When I was doing security I once had to throw out a crazy lesbian who I swear was on speed or something and she went crazy and bit me on the arm, I had a massive bite mark and had to actually go get a tetanus shot.
Though I don't think she was methaphorically throwing her panties at me!
And I don't like biting either even if it's meant to be flirting, same with hickies, after I got my first one if I even suspect a girl is trying to do that I tell her not to, luckily none have but I would probably walk out if they did after I told them not to.
-Ben
