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[Sean]

Hahaha I agree Sean, we don't want them to be wearing granny panties!

Though it's funny, if you come to Australia, thongs are something totally different.

Technically we wear thongs to the beach and other strange places like that.

Benjamin,

I used to call those thongs, too, but people got confused when I said I was going to go put my thongs on! Unfortunately, Americans don't seem to be hip enough to call the underwear g-bangers, so our footwear got renamed to flip-flops, which I wear almost all the time.

Around here, I'm glad that most of the women wear thongs to the beach and not g-bangers, because no one should have to see that much cottage cheese! "Pardon me, miss, but your bum seems rather hungry. It's just that it ate your swimsuit."