05-24-2018, 12:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-24-2018, 12:16 PM by Have at ye.)
Case in point - yesterday evening the guy in question made an ass out of himself by trying to be the manliest man that ever manned (and almost fell for a very cheap Internet con in the process, even though both the sweet responder and I told him multiple times that he's being conned), and then tried to lay the blame on us, lol. Also, the girl probably gave the guy a stern talking to that evening because he was relatively timid and not-as-cockblocky the morning after.
Anyroad, hilarity ensued this morning as the girl, in full view and hearing of everyone (our touring bus is kinda small) told me that "she's been trying to get my attention since last November", to which I, truthfully and honestly responded, "well, you haven't been trying hard enough", and then - I forgot the exact exchange - told her that "I'm going to teach you everything a young lady needs to know". The entire conversation, and its exact implications, probably went over the heads of the assorted entourage, apart from the driver who's a chill older guy with chill older guy wisdom (and he was like "the heck did I just hear" without saying a word
).
Then we had some fun making fun of her "przydupasy" (Polish word for "orbiter" which I love, because it literally carries the implication of "a person who sticks close to your ass" or "a person you keep nearby your ass"). Kinda like: Girl: "Bah, these guys keep telling me they're there for me and then they find girlfriends and stop giving a shit", Me: "And they were such good 'przydupasy'!", Girl: "I know, right?!", etc., or: Girl: "I've been invited to a wedding, I need to choose one of my 'przydupas' to pay the train fare", lol.
This girl's 21, mind you, and just as sweet as sunshine, lol. Ahhh, women, wonderful creatures.
Did I already say I like this program? I really like this program.
Anyroad, hilarity ensued this morning as the girl, in full view and hearing of everyone (our touring bus is kinda small) told me that "she's been trying to get my attention since last November", to which I, truthfully and honestly responded, "well, you haven't been trying hard enough", and then - I forgot the exact exchange - told her that "I'm going to teach you everything a young lady needs to know". The entire conversation, and its exact implications, probably went over the heads of the assorted entourage, apart from the driver who's a chill older guy with chill older guy wisdom (and he was like "the heck did I just hear" without saying a word
).Then we had some fun making fun of her "przydupasy" (Polish word for "orbiter" which I love, because it literally carries the implication of "a person who sticks close to your ass" or "a person you keep nearby your ass"). Kinda like: Girl: "Bah, these guys keep telling me they're there for me and then they find girlfriends and stop giving a shit", Me: "And they were such good 'przydupasy'!", Girl: "I know, right?!", etc., or: Girl: "I've been invited to a wedding, I need to choose one of my 'przydupas' to pay the train fare", lol.
This girl's 21, mind you, and just as sweet as sunshine, lol. Ahhh, women, wonderful creatures.
Did I already say I like this program? I really like this program.
"A man who is doing his True Will has the inertia of the Universe to assist him." - A. Crowley
