This F*CKING DMSI, man. THIS F*CKING DMSI. I'm trying MY BEST not to fuck the boxing coach's daughter, but I LITERALLY, LITERALLY cannot stop myself from sending seductive messages to her.
Her: You know another guy at the gym is flirting with me, right? I can't tell you who it is though. U might make it awkward.
Me: girl go ahead and get your man then. i'll allow him to break you in and get all the kinks and glitches out.
Her: What kinks and glitches?
Me: That's for him to find out and deal with
Her: Well... lately i've been thinking about that. I don't know if a relationship is anywhere in the near future for me
Me: Learn to sneak out of the house more.
Her: You're trying to get me in trouble!
Me: Technically, you'd be getting yourself in trouble. But... it'd be a lot of fun.
Her: You got the technique mastered? I don't listen to beginners.
Me: I'm not helping you break out. That's not the fun part. The fun part is after you break out.
Her: What's so fun about that part.
Me: The ecstacy
Her: really? ... well technically id on't have anywhere to go if i broke out. no real friends... no real lovers...
Me: solve the first problem and I'm suuuure some will manifest
Her: I'll work on it. Thanks for listening!
Me: Don't get it twisted, i told you that because it benefits me
Her: How does it benefit you?
Me: if you sneak out of the house, I'll have you
Her: You want me, [Chaos]?
* NOTE. A lot of people are gonna tell me I should've hard escalated here, and if this were any other girl, I would've. You know, someone that can easily get out of the house and come over. If that were the case, I'd be like, girl what I want is to do every nasty and pleasurable thing I can think of to you tonight. BUT, in this situation, I'm soft escalating, building tension and most of all... keeping plausible deniability. If the coach finds out, I'm gonna be like, "mayne I was just flirtin'!"
Me: I'm a thrillseeker and adventurer. I want everything.
* NOTE: Subtext. Yes. But I ain't saying that shit on text where you've got proof.
Her: Lol!!!! Okay.
Now silence. And I'm gonna ignore her ass because she's received enough validation for tonight. I mean, unless we fuckin'. Now here's the thing. I tried my best not to text her. Tried to ignore it. But I literally couldn't control myself from texting back. I even put the phone on the other side of the room. Just HAD to go get it. This autopilot is INSANE!!! And I'm assuming the anti-sabotage technology stopped me from putting the phone away.
F*CKIN DMSI!!!!!
Her: You know another guy at the gym is flirting with me, right? I can't tell you who it is though. U might make it awkward.
Me: girl go ahead and get your man then. i'll allow him to break you in and get all the kinks and glitches out.
Her: What kinks and glitches?
Me: That's for him to find out and deal with
Her: Well... lately i've been thinking about that. I don't know if a relationship is anywhere in the near future for me
Me: Learn to sneak out of the house more.
Her: You're trying to get me in trouble!
Me: Technically, you'd be getting yourself in trouble. But... it'd be a lot of fun.
Her: You got the technique mastered? I don't listen to beginners.
Me: I'm not helping you break out. That's not the fun part. The fun part is after you break out.
Her: What's so fun about that part.
Me: The ecstacy
Her: really? ... well technically id on't have anywhere to go if i broke out. no real friends... no real lovers...
Me: solve the first problem and I'm suuuure some will manifest
Her: I'll work on it. Thanks for listening!
Me: Don't get it twisted, i told you that because it benefits me
Her: How does it benefit you?
Me: if you sneak out of the house, I'll have you
Her: You want me, [Chaos]?
* NOTE. A lot of people are gonna tell me I should've hard escalated here, and if this were any other girl, I would've. You know, someone that can easily get out of the house and come over. If that were the case, I'd be like, girl what I want is to do every nasty and pleasurable thing I can think of to you tonight. BUT, in this situation, I'm soft escalating, building tension and most of all... keeping plausible deniability. If the coach finds out, I'm gonna be like, "mayne I was just flirtin'!"
Me: I'm a thrillseeker and adventurer. I want everything.
* NOTE: Subtext. Yes. But I ain't saying that shit on text where you've got proof.
Her: Lol!!!! Okay.
Now silence. And I'm gonna ignore her ass because she's received enough validation for tonight. I mean, unless we fuckin'. Now here's the thing. I tried my best not to text her. Tried to ignore it. But I literally couldn't control myself from texting back. I even put the phone on the other side of the room. Just HAD to go get it. This autopilot is INSANE!!! And I'm assuming the anti-sabotage technology stopped me from putting the phone away.
F*CKIN DMSI!!!!!
