12-27-2016, 07:25 PM
DMSI is BACK!
Boxing coach's daughter was throwing out shit tests left and right, I'm guessing because I haven't escalated to banging her yet. Nevermind the fact that I've been dealing with bird flu, but women are gonna wom.
Anyway -- I was flicking off her shit tests with little effort. It was hilarious. At one point, I literally started rapping Jay-Z's Dirt Off Your Shoulders and the other fine ass Latina started dancing against me. Coach's daughter got so jealous and stormed off. Then she came back and apologized for her behavior, blaming family issues. Ignored that too. Told I was going to punish her when she got on the mitts. Started slamming the f*ck out of them with devastatingly strong punches.
At one point, Coach told me I was boxing, and "not beating drums." Daughter told me that her hand was hurting from the punches. And then... it just came out: "Damn, looks like I f*cked up your dick hand. Hope you're ambidextrous."
She cracked the hell up so hard that the Coach finally separated us and chastised her for not staying focused (she's being paid for her work). Now she's texting me, asking what I'm doing tonight and the such. Wants me to sneak out. Not doing it. Exhausted. That flu really destroyed my cardio.
Anyway, had tons of IOIs today when I was out and about. Day started out pretty shitty for reasons I won't go into, but it's turning out to be quite alright.
Boxing coach's daughter was throwing out shit tests left and right, I'm guessing because I haven't escalated to banging her yet. Nevermind the fact that I've been dealing with bird flu, but women are gonna wom.
Anyway -- I was flicking off her shit tests with little effort. It was hilarious. At one point, I literally started rapping Jay-Z's Dirt Off Your Shoulders and the other fine ass Latina started dancing against me. Coach's daughter got so jealous and stormed off. Then she came back and apologized for her behavior, blaming family issues. Ignored that too. Told I was going to punish her when she got on the mitts. Started slamming the f*ck out of them with devastatingly strong punches.
At one point, Coach told me I was boxing, and "not beating drums." Daughter told me that her hand was hurting from the punches. And then... it just came out: "Damn, looks like I f*cked up your dick hand. Hope you're ambidextrous."
She cracked the hell up so hard that the Coach finally separated us and chastised her for not staying focused (she's being paid for her work). Now she's texting me, asking what I'm doing tonight and the such. Wants me to sneak out. Not doing it. Exhausted. That flu really destroyed my cardio.
Anyway, had tons of IOIs today when I was out and about. Day started out pretty shitty for reasons I won't go into, but it's turning out to be quite alright.
