09-25-2016, 02:59 PM
(09-25-2016, 01:49 PM)CatMan Wrote:(09-25-2016, 11:33 AM)RTBoss Wrote: Alright...I do this tentatively. I don't know why she's come up in my mind today, but this is the craziest **** I've ever had. I had a really dark time in my life, the closest I've ever been to a full-blown alcoholic, and the world around me reflected it. I had a friend-turned-****-buddy that was one of the most interesting sexual relationships I've ever had. I haven't even shared this with my wife (you'll see why!), but for some reason, I feel compelled to share it with you all today.
Every time I was with her, or ***** her, she insisted we listen to ICP (Insane Clown Posse). She was obsessed. I never wanted a relationship with her, just a friendship, and sex. I met her at my security job I had back in the early 2000's (she was a telemarketer). Man, she is bat-shit crazy now, but it's true. All-of-it. The Darkside, and the Light. Yeah, I knew her. And she's fuckin' nutty! This is her now (has she grown? She was a closeted-anxiety-case when I knew her...and had normal hair, lol):
Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIrd4IbX_g
Wow...*shiver*...disturbing.
Getting a MAJOR "it puts the lotion on it's skin" vibe. I'm glad you didn't end up a lampshade! I see why you haven't told the Mrs. lol. I'm glad you lived to tell the tale, buddy!
Ha! She was actually really nice. She's so full of shit. It's all an act, lol. The tatts are the scariest thing about her. Her best friend was this ultra-beta religious kid. The week we first had sex, he forbade me to have sex with her b/c he had a crush. I don't do well being told what to do.
