(09-25-2016, 11:33 AM)RTBoss Wrote: Alright...I do this tentatively. I don't know why she's come up in my mind today, but this is the craziest **** I've ever had. I had a really dark time in my life, the closest I've ever been to a full-blown alcoholic, and the world around me reflected it. I had a friend-turned-****-buddy that was one of the most interesting sexual relationships I've ever had. I haven't even shared this with my wife (you'll see why!), but for some reason, I feel compelled to share it with you all today.
Every time I was with her, or ***** her, she insisted we listen to ICP (Insane Clown Posse). She was obsessed. I never wanted a relationship with her, just a friendship, and sex. I met her at my security job I had back in the early 2000's (she was a telemarketer). Man, she is bat-shit crazy now, but it's true. All-of-it. The Darkside, and the Light. Yeah, I knew her. And she's fuckin' nutty! This is her now (has she grown? She was a closeted-anxiety-case when I knew her...and had normal hair, lol):
Check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YIrd4IbX_g
Wow...*shiver*...disturbing.
Getting a MAJOR "it puts the lotion on it's skin" vibe. I'm glad you didn't end up a lampshade! I see why you haven't told the Mrs. lol. I'm glad you lived to tell the tale, buddy!