07-28-2016, 11:59 AM
Went to Panera for breakfast with my boy. He wouldn't eat, which pissed me off. I didn't want him to be a hungry little monster at the zoo. So...more irritability. Meanwhile, there were probably 4 different young ladies making eyes at me. One full-on head-snapped while I walked past her, something I haven't seen for a long time. A little old lady turned around in her seat and said, "Oh, hi! We've seen you in here before, your son is just soooo cute!" to which I thanked her. The two young blondes - one of whom was the head-snapper - were sitting next to her and started giggling and used that as an opportunity to look over at us smiling.
At the zoo there were hotties everywhere. There always are. The problem is, it's mostly all fly-bys. We got to an exhibit where we could spend some time - the budgies, where you can feed these little birds by hand. After about 10 minutes, these two dangerously-close-to-underage girls come in. The seemingly older one, no more than 17 years old, starts talking to me out-of-the-blue. I'd say it even startled me. She's making comments here and there, and I'm giving one words answers while watching my son. I look out of my peripheral, and she just keeps looking at me. If it were a cartoon, little hearts would have been in her eyes. Again and again and again she looks at me, then comes by to say something about the birds. I definitely felt like a dirty old man, b/c I'm twice her age. She had a great body and cute face. So I high-tailed it outta there after that.
We always ride the train. A woman my age asked if she could sit next to us. Usually I ride with my son with room-to-spare. She talked us up the entire train ride. No obvious flirtation, just being nice I'd say.
On the way home, I felt frustrated. Not sure why. Then, the frustration feeling turned to more feelings of weepiness. That lasted for about 10 minutes, back-and-forth.
Got home, wife is being very talkative and is excitedly talking to me about how she wants our basement finished, and I should come see what she wants to do, and I should see the sheets and decorations she's picked out for our son's bedroom...she needs my attention. In fact, I need to be done writing now b/c she's getting antsy, lol.
At the zoo there were hotties everywhere. There always are. The problem is, it's mostly all fly-bys. We got to an exhibit where we could spend some time - the budgies, where you can feed these little birds by hand. After about 10 minutes, these two dangerously-close-to-underage girls come in. The seemingly older one, no more than 17 years old, starts talking to me out-of-the-blue. I'd say it even startled me. She's making comments here and there, and I'm giving one words answers while watching my son. I look out of my peripheral, and she just keeps looking at me. If it were a cartoon, little hearts would have been in her eyes. Again and again and again she looks at me, then comes by to say something about the birds. I definitely felt like a dirty old man, b/c I'm twice her age. She had a great body and cute face. So I high-tailed it outta there after that.
We always ride the train. A woman my age asked if she could sit next to us. Usually I ride with my son with room-to-spare. She talked us up the entire train ride. No obvious flirtation, just being nice I'd say.
On the way home, I felt frustrated. Not sure why. Then, the frustration feeling turned to more feelings of weepiness. That lasted for about 10 minutes, back-and-forth.
Got home, wife is being very talkative and is excitedly talking to me about how she wants our basement finished, and I should come see what she wants to do, and I should see the sheets and decorations she's picked out for our son's bedroom...she needs my attention. In fact, I need to be done writing now b/c she's getting antsy, lol.
