07-15-2016, 06:03 PM
(07-15-2016, 05:35 PM)RTBoss Wrote: Well, that sure manifested fast!
My wife's good friend texts and is upset about something. I say, "Hm, wonder why she doesn't call to talk?"
*RING*
I can hear her (friend) say, "You should come over, I have some wwwwiiiinnnne!!"
Now I'm thinkin', "Oh, shit! There goes my plans!"
Wife says, "Hold on, I have to check with RTB."
I'm already giving her the, "Really!?" look.
So she says, "So, is it ok?" I say, "Well, I kinda had other plans for us this evening."
"Oh, ok, want a quickie? Oh, AND I'll go get you dinner!"
"Quickie AND dinner? Yeah, you can go, no problem!"
3 minutes, 2 orgasms, and wet legs later (there has to be something I'm throwing off that's making her splash me) and she's off to get me some food.
I, uh, may have neglected to mention that it's designed to make sex... slightly incredible. Whoops. My bad.
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!