06-04-2016, 11:58 PM
First day back at work. Excited to see how this goes down.
Observations from last night, was pretty tired so didn't continue the after party. Although the waitress kept leaning on me or over me whenever she was at the table, often to the point where people were joking it would be easier for her to serve drinks and food to is if she came a bit closer to everyone else, it was a 10 person table and she used me as a leaning post to reach 8 by pivoting over and around me. Got smacked in the face by her chest multiple times. Is this how waitresses flirt, "seen these tits" smack KO!
I know Shannon joked about the potential of a maximum pooping speed sub, I feel like the trial patient in that sub, I'm not always hungry so haven't increased my consumption like others but when I do eat it doesn't take long to be digested and then empty again.
Gotta shower and get ready for work. Look forward to see what happens when I can't use tiredness as an excuse for not interacting fully.
Observations from last night, was pretty tired so didn't continue the after party. Although the waitress kept leaning on me or over me whenever she was at the table, often to the point where people were joking it would be easier for her to serve drinks and food to is if she came a bit closer to everyone else, it was a 10 person table and she used me as a leaning post to reach 8 by pivoting over and around me. Got smacked in the face by her chest multiple times. Is this how waitresses flirt, "seen these tits" smack KO!
I know Shannon joked about the potential of a maximum pooping speed sub, I feel like the trial patient in that sub, I'm not always hungry so haven't increased my consumption like others but when I do eat it doesn't take long to be digested and then empty again.
Gotta shower and get ready for work. Look forward to see what happens when I can't use tiredness as an excuse for not interacting fully.
