SHANNON! What's in this thing?! So many observations, wtf to start?
First, I feel AMAZING. Absolutely AMAZING. Carefree. No fear. Euphoric. And absolutely full of love and zest for life. I feel f*cking manic right now. In a good way. Amazing way. I'm like that damn double rainbow guy right now.
Just got back from boxing class. I was beyond hyper and energetic. The assistant coach (the coach's daughter) was the first to notice, asked why I was so hyper. Of course, she said it in the flirtiest way possible -- batting her eyes and sh*t -- but honestly, she's not attractive in the least. Sad day. She seems so sweet, seems really into me. But she doesn't stand a chance. So...
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Anyway, it seemed like I was seeing in HD vision. Colors were crisper, lines sharper. If you've ever taken any racetams (Oxiracetam in particular), you'll know what I'm talking about. It's like my brain was working on overdrive.
And my punches!!! It's like I suddenly possess incredible power. When we were working the heavy bags, my right cross was so powerful that it was shaking the rafters. Sh*t was like something out of Dragon Ball Z. I didn't even realize that most of the class had stopped and was watching me go at it. My guess? The state-shifting technology. I've never felt so relaxed in my life, and when it comes to punching, power generation is completely inhibited by tension and stress.
We were doing partner punching drills and my partner -- this 16 year old kid -- kept going on and on about how he's worried about the day when he and I have to spar, because he can just feel that I'm going to destroy him. He's never done that before, even while I was on AM6.
Then... SHE came into the class. New girl. Lovely Latina lady. Very slim. Beautiful, brown flawless skin. Big brown eyes. Like, my f*cking dream girl. She had that "taker" look. You know, the women that just loves to "take" dick? Like, you have women that are all like, "omg, there's this foreign object stabbing into my nether orifices that just HAPPENS to pleasure ME ME ME." Then you have women that accepts the d*ck entering her as part of her own body and does what she can to ensure mutual pleasure.
Yeah, the latter. We immediately lock eyes. She gives me that submissive head bow, smiles and starts working one-on-one with the coach, while the advanced students did circuits. Finally, when it was time to do focus mitts, the coach told her to choose a partner. She made a beeline straight for me. It was hilarious, everyone noticed. The assistant coach tried to cockblock, said that I wasn't good enough on the focus mitts to work with a beginner, but the coach was like, wtf and sent the assistant coach to work with someone else.
We introduced ourselves, starting doing the drills. I had the focus mitts on. She kept "missing" so she'd love tap me. Kept giggling as she messed up. She asked me if I could show her how to fix her boxing stance. I proceeded to do so, was very physical with it. Placing one hand on her stomach, the other on her back to straighten her spine. Rubbing my fingers along her arms as I put her hands into place.
And then... I don't know what came over me (of course I did, it's called the autopilot), but I totally moved out of view, leaned in and just planted a slight kiss on her neck. For a moment, I was absolutely terrified. I was like, sh*t... totally going to jail this time. But, she kinda... shuddered, I guess is the word, closed her eyes for a moment and smiled. Then she said, "please don't do that again." I was thinking, man I'm WAAAAAY over the damn line, so I'm like, "you enjoyed it." She's like, "that's why I said don't do it again. I've got a husband and four kids waiting for me to come home and cook dinner, and I don't wanna let them down." Or something like that. I look at her body like, wtf?! Four kids came out of that? I mean, this chick's body was beyond tight. F*cking amazing genetics.
So I was like, "their happiness isn't my concern, ours is." And she just shakes her head and grins, says something like "I cannot believe you just said that, I don't even know you." But, again. She's beaming the entire time. At this point, I think the coach realized we were f*ckin' around, so he sent me to ugly feminist fat chick and I was pretty annoyed, but whatever. After class, I went to her, handed her my phone and said, "put your number in my phone." She refused, told me to message her on Twitter or Facebook and gave me those instead. I'm guessing that she doesn't want her husband to know, or she's trying to turn me into an orbiter. I'm actually gonna wait to see if she comes to another class. New students get four free trial classes.
But seriously. I'd have babies with that chick. Like, if we bang, I'm totally impregnating her. It's just gonna happen.
In other news, I got really busy today with my business, totally neglected on my online dating efforts. #3, who I kinda disqualified for saying something stupid, messaged me and asked if I were still there. Never happened before. I do so-so to well with women, never had a really pretty one hit me up like that. Manifestation?
Proof:
https://s19.postimg.org/9lxdxvzir/lulz_i_am.png
All-in-all, really good night. Not at the "target goal" yet, but we're getting closer and closer.
EDIT: For all of you that play PokemonGO, I want to thank you. I promoted a CPA offer to my e-mail list that had something to do with PokemonGO (not quite sure, I didn't even check the product, lol) and made...
https://s19.postimg.org/4ojtcrxjn/pokemongo.png
That was two e-mails today, less than an hour worth of work. Thank you, friends.