Ampers&d: The Year of the Alpha (Male 6.0)

[Benjamin]

For online forums with near strangers, I do.
In real life, though, I call it my 'wilkins'.
But for you, I'll refer to it as my 'love salami'

Hahaha..

A guy I used to be friends with told me that apparently his dad (who is fucking mental) tattooed his 'love salami' blue..

I laughed so much just imagining him bringing girls home by saying "I want to take you home and introduce you to old bluey".