02-08-2013, 08:15 PM
quick funny story:
I met this woman from Colombia last night.
She barely spoke English but in my opinion was the sexiest
woman I have ever seen in my life. Fit with the nicest hugest natural breasts
I have ever seen. Anyway
it was her friends birthday and they were showing me pictures
of just the two of them at some chippendales place.
So naturally I started giving them lap dances, and when I
straddled the one from colommbia she zips her jacket half way down
and then sticks her chest forward to show off her cleavage and her zipper
explodes, flies ten feet and nearly breaks a glass...it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
I met this woman from Colombia last night.
She barely spoke English but in my opinion was the sexiest
woman I have ever seen in my life. Fit with the nicest hugest natural breasts
I have ever seen. Anyway
it was her friends birthday and they were showing me pictures
of just the two of them at some chippendales place.
So naturally I started giving them lap dances, and when I
straddled the one from colommbia she zips her jacket half way down
and then sticks her chest forward to show off her cleavage and her zipper
explodes, flies ten feet and nearly breaks a glass...it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
1. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.
