Who do you love - DMSI 3.3.2 Jandom Rusings

[Have at ye]

Smelly bums appear to be staying away more now.

The first thought to pop into my head when I read this was "there will be alot more smelly bums now, because it's difficult to get toilet paper."

Personally i'd also prefer not to have people with smelly bums come too close to me.

Good one.  

Smelly hobos with smelly bums. Although I prefer not to use the term "hobo" because it carries a historical implication to the train-hopping-vagrants in the US, if I'm not mistaken.

EDIT

By the way, there's no toilet paper shortage around here, curiously enough.

You still have to use it, though, should you come into its possession.

Stores are well-stocked, at least where I'm at. The preventative measures that are being employed are pretty strict-but-livable and now you can get a penalty of up to 20,000 potato for not following them.

The populace seems to be divided into faction "but, muh venture capitalist service-centered economy and my frees!" and faction "WTF, the stupid government does not want to postpone May elections?! MORANS!!!"