The Modern Libertine's diary

[Javier Gerardo]

The difference is actually something I can put simply. With Sex Magnet I totally gave in to my lust and with Alpha Male, I am all but indifferent to it. I'm more drunk on the power of being alpha when I'm on this set than the desire to follow through on any encounters I may have. That said, I am so indifferent that I can pull of some pretty hilarious things. I'm not sure if I posted this or not already, but here's a funny story...


About a month ago my friends Nate, Sarah, and I walked in to a club and right when we walked it seemed like the funniest thing in the world to me to say to Nate that I am going to be German the whole time we're here. You're going to have to translate for me(We had already been drinking). So I saw this really gorgeous girl in a red dress and told him to say that I don't speak much English, but I thought she was pretty and I really wanted to meet her. She introduced herself to me and I told her "Adam." pointing to myself. I acted like I was thinking for a minute, trying to put the words together and I said "Yar beautiful, yes. Is kiss?", pointing to my lips. She said "You want to kiss?" and I said "Da." and she simply said "Ok!" and we started making out.

Later in the night, I was dancing with Sarah(This is one of those loud dance clubs) and the girls from earlier comes and starts grinding her ass on my crotch. We're starting to get down and dirty on the dance floor when some Mystery Method guy that looks like Russel Brand comes up and interrupts, saying he wants to show me a magic trick. The girl I was dancing with says "He doesn't speak English." and he shows me the trick without telling me. It's your basic David Blaine trick where he puts cigarette ashes in his hand and it transfers to mine, but I act like it's the most amazing thing ever and start screaming in my accent. "IS RASPUTIN! IS RASPUTIN!" Lmao. The dude just started cracking up and then I said "Is Mystery Method, yes? Is pick up artist." Lol, poor guy, he played it off well, though, I'll give him that. He didn't know the level of ridiculousness he was up against. When I get drunk, I'm absolutely absurd, but always in a funny way at least...

Lol nice! I've had my share of guys opening me up on cubs and practicing on me the Mystery Method routines they have learned. One time, there's guy who asked me "Have you seen the fight outside?" I instantly loled!