06-04-2018, 05:26 PM
Ok so, funny story for you guys:
Background Info:
1. I've never ever done drugs. Never.
2. I'm trying out a new pick-up line
So I see this woman on the street. I was waiting for my car to get fixed and was walking around looking for some food.
The woman makes EC with me then looks away
Me: I saw that!
Her: What?
Me: You looking at me
Her: Oh, yeah you caught me. What you up to? (stands beside me, green light!)
Me: Just hanging out... you?
Her: Just hanging out too.
Me: Awesome. Do you live around here?
Her: Yeah in [area]
Me: Oh cool
Her: So what you up to again?
Me: Actually I was just looking for some food (attempting to bait her into instadate)
Her: Crack?
Me: Um... no... food...
Her: Cause we could get some at my place. Wanna come over? I'm just waiting for a cab.
Me: Um, sure...
Her: Yeah and I can get it delivered for you.
Me: What?
Her: The crack
Me: Oh... I don't do crack but thanks.
Her: Oh well
Me: How bout I just come over and we hang out?
Her: Yeah, ok. I'll get the cab. I have my visa or debit card around here somewhere
Me: Um... you're paying for the cab right?
Her: Yeah. I'm on my way home anyways
Me: Ok cool.
Her: So what do you do?
Me: You haven't guessed yet!
Her: I'm tired of guessing, just tell me
Me: Nah, you gotta guess
Her: No, tell me
Me: I'll give you 3 chances...
Her: Just tell me
Me: No you gotta guess
Her: Tell me
Me: What do YOU do?
Her: I'm a working girl
*FACE PALM*
Me: Oh shit... you're gonna give it to me for free tho, right?
Her: Maybe.
Me: Hmm, I see...
Her: Gotta make money
Me: Yeah that's true...
*silence, her back turned to me*
Me: Well that's a shame, I was really starting to dig you
Her: Yeah
Me: Take care!
Dude, be careful on DMSI. Lol.
After the disappointment wore off, I started chuckling to myself. Very funny story I thought. XD
Hope you guys enjoyed!
Background Info:
1. I've never ever done drugs. Never.
2. I'm trying out a new pick-up line
So I see this woman on the street. I was waiting for my car to get fixed and was walking around looking for some food.
The woman makes EC with me then looks away
Me: I saw that!
Her: What?
Me: You looking at me
Her: Oh, yeah you caught me. What you up to? (stands beside me, green light!)
Me: Just hanging out... you?
Her: Just hanging out too.
Me: Awesome. Do you live around here?
Her: Yeah in [area]
Me: Oh cool
Her: So what you up to again?
Me: Actually I was just looking for some food (attempting to bait her into instadate)
Her: Crack?
Me: Um... no... food...
Her: Cause we could get some at my place. Wanna come over? I'm just waiting for a cab.
Me: Um, sure...
Her: Yeah and I can get it delivered for you.
Me: What?
Her: The crack
Me: Oh... I don't do crack but thanks.
Her: Oh well
Me: How bout I just come over and we hang out?
Her: Yeah, ok. I'll get the cab. I have my visa or debit card around here somewhere
Me: Um... you're paying for the cab right?
Her: Yeah. I'm on my way home anyways
Me: Ok cool.
Her: So what do you do?
Me: You haven't guessed yet!
Her: I'm tired of guessing, just tell me
Me: Nah, you gotta guess
Her: No, tell me
Me: I'll give you 3 chances...
Her: Just tell me
Me: No you gotta guess
Her: Tell me
Me: What do YOU do?
Her: I'm a working girl
*FACE PALM*
Me: Oh shit... you're gonna give it to me for free tho, right?
Her: Maybe.
Me: Hmm, I see...
Her: Gotta make money
Me: Yeah that's true...
*silence, her back turned to me*
Me: Well that's a shame, I was really starting to dig you
Her: Yeah
Me: Take care!
Dude, be careful on DMSI. Lol.
After the disappointment wore off, I started chuckling to myself. Very funny story I thought. XD
Hope you guys enjoyed!
