SargeMaximus: I Feel It Coming, Part II [DMSI 3.1 A Invalid Tester]

[SargeMaximus]

Just got back from getting my hair cut. No mones. Just DMSI goodness.

At this point I can officially say I have a "love/hate" relationship with DMSI because on the one hand, DMSI seems to be murdering my sales results (only thing I can think of. The only other possibility is that my heart just isn't in it and I'm sabotaging every call. Qhich could also be true. BUT, DMSI seems to be likely. Especially with how people are acting with me in sales these days. Definitely different) but on the other hand I have days like today where everything felt good.

Here's the scene:

I'm wearing my black moto jacket and black boots. Hair is done up.

I get in there and that big-tit arabic girl is all smiley but looks down most of the time while we interact.

She's like "I remember you... you're with [random name]"

I'm like "Uh... no..."

She goes "Oh, aren't you Richard?"

I stare blankly "no..."

she laughs hysterically "sorry, sorry, sorry"

Me: You're so bad at this... *she laughs more* I'm Sarge

Her: right, you're with [hairdresser]

Me: that's right

Her: Ok, just have a seat she'll be done in a few minutes

Me: Ok, no worries.


Well I waited quite a bit. Finally my HD comes to the front and I hear the arabic girl say to my HD "Sarge is waiting for you"

After a short time my HD comes over all smiles, leans in with her face getting close to me and she's like "Am I fired?"

I'm like" ... yes."

She laughs, we go over to the chair.

Anyhow, convo was really good I had her roaring in laughter and I wasn't doing anything, just being myself :o (YES, I HAVE tried that in sales... doesn't work) anyhow, she brings up my age at one point. We're talking about older women dying their hair and I'm like "yeah I've never seen that. was that a 'thing'?" she goes "yeah about [X number of years] ago..." then she BURSTS out laughing "omg, BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!!!!"

I'm like "Yeah 1 YEAR before!!" and she just keeps laughing and I'm thinking she can't believe she wants such a young guy inside her

Then the funniest thing happens, AMOG guy who was getting his hair cut right beside me suddenly says to my HD "Did you work here 9 years ago? You cut my hair!" lol, totally interrupting, total AMOG, means I'm a total badass. I just ignore him. Then afterwards I ask HD "Do you know that guy?" she goes "no... well, apparently I cut his hair 9 years ago." and *shrugs her shoulders like "whatever" lol*

Anyhow, so that was good.

No crotch to my hands but I don't want her crotch to my hands, know what I'm saying?

Anyhow, on the way back to the front I playfully leaned into her and she didn't react badly at all.

Then we somehow got on the topic of airport security and a spray they use to look for drugs.

We're at the front desk at this point and my HD, big-tit arab girl, and sexy-legs-and-face arab girl are all there facing me smiling. Foursome for the ages :o

Anyhow, I'm like "can you get high off of that stuff?" My HD goes "what, cocaine?" and bursts out laughing. I'm like "no... the spray stuff the security uses.." anyhow, randomness ensued, I don't even know what we talked about after that. The topic of drugs was dropped immediately.

Also, get this: I already get a discount with my HD, but today she instructed sexy-legs to give me even more off because I waited. :o

So that was awesome.

Also, sexy-legs asked if I wanted the receipt. I said "no thanks" but then she handed it to me a few minutes later. Or at least she TRIED to but I just raisedf my hand, smiled, and again said "no thanks"

Good stuff.