(07-21-2017, 08:59 AM)chaosvrgn Wrote: There's an old saying that you should take to heart, Sarge: "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt."
Let's stop derailing Boss's thread.
Lol, thanks man. i just got back from a day out at the pool and come back to this. I'm like, "Wtf is goin' on here?"
Good thing I came back with a story.
So I take my son to to the same pool I went to on Monday to stay cool. It was another 103 degree day, perfect for the pool and some lady-gazing.
Once again, I'm easily the the best looking and most in-shape male there. I could see the cute lifeguards look at me with familiarity, and today I noticed I was distracting them from doing their job. Damn, I'd feel terrible if some kid drowned because they weren't paying attention, but these womenz need to learn some self control!
After 2 hours, I found that I was in my head too much trying to DMSI women consciously. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath, and told myself that the energy was going to do all the work, and relaxed immediately.
Then...I look right at my wife's hot coworker nurse-friend from the gym (who I haven't seen since I switched up my workout time). I thought she was hot before - the bikini took her from an 8 to a 10. She walked by, pretending not to notice me, and I followed suit. I was watching my kid go down the water slides, and making sure none of the bigger kids were overstepping anyway. Sunglasses engaged, I looked out of the corner of my eye to the adult water slides - where she was waiting for her kids to go down. She stared right at me for a good 90 seconds. She then walked around me again while I was playing with my son, and set herself up in the zero-entry pool, 15 feet away. She faced away from me and laid prone, so I had a perfect view of her legs and ass. Every few minutes she'd turn to look over her shoulder to see what her kids were up to, and look then my direction, presumably to see if I'd noticed her yet.
My son started swimming for the deeper end of the pool, so I went with him (he's 3, and can't swim alone). I see she's supine and looking our way. We then go back to the kids slides, and when I look to where I was just at with my son, she's sitting there on the edge of the pool. We catch each other's eye, and she waves. I went over and talked with her for 10 minutes or so. She wanted to know where I've been, since she hadn't seen me at the gym. She had her legs crossed high and tight, and chest out. It was past my son's nap time by an hour, so I said we had to go. I once again looked her way while we were packing up, and she was still staring. Haven't stopped thinking about her in that bikini since...
To add to that, I noticed a girl I hadn't seen for a few years. Even then, I couldn't speak to her because I was shy, and stupidly star-struck (she's not even a real star - I'll explain). I was just thinking about her the other day as I watched the first episode of The Challenge: Dirty 30 on MTV. The Challenge is made up of people who have been on MTV's "Real World," the now defunct "Road Rules," and the recent "Are You The One." Well, she was on "Real World St. Thomas," and is from my city. She was on one season of The Challenge, and I always wondered what happened to her. Apparently she started a family, as she had a little girl she was watching use the same kids slides my son was using. I almost asked her if she gets recognized anymore, but I decided against it. Funny that I ran into her, though. Maybe I'll say something if I see her again.
Finally, there was a blonde with an amazing body in the kids area that popped up around the same time as my wife's hot coworker. She just stood there, staring at me with a big stupid grin on her face. I thought that her kid must be somewhere near me, and started looking around, but there wasn't anybody there. Then she sat on the edge of the pool and posed, still staring. I got really uncomfortable, b/c I wasn't going to do anything about it, but I could see she was signaling me to approach.
Might have to check the Craigslist Missed Connections section, lol...That's it. Maybe next summer, with DMSI Final under my belt, the women will just pop their suits off and start frolicking toward me from every corner of the pool and we'll make the 5 o'clock news.
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