Anyway, now that clownish business is settled -- I had my first dream featuring a board member. And the honor goes to...
CATMAN.
It was the most insane dream ever. Apparently, we were in the Matrix (yes, that Matrix). CatMan and I were like Neo and Agent Smith -- opposites of an equation trying to balance itself out. We engaged in the most epic battle ever (you were quite the opponent, CatMan). We even transformed into other "forms," like in DBZ and ended up leveling the city. There wasn't a "winner" because I woke up before it ended.
Oddly enough, I have an insane resistance headache today, making it hard for me to wanna go out tonight. Got a date with this random white chick, a 5.5/10 that I met on Bumble. I'm only going out with her because I suspect she'll be an easy lay, despite the fact that she's claiming she's "not a casual sex kinda girl" that prefers "taking it slow." Non-attractive chicks tend to post that sh*t because they know they're low hanging fruit for high-value males. All you gotta do is show them a little kindness, buy them a drink or two, maybe an appetizer to show that you're wiling to put in a little effort and they'll spread their legs just like any other chick.
Date with tight p*ssy chick tomorrow night. That's bonafide banging.
CATMAN.
It was the most insane dream ever. Apparently, we were in the Matrix (yes, that Matrix). CatMan and I were like Neo and Agent Smith -- opposites of an equation trying to balance itself out. We engaged in the most epic battle ever (you were quite the opponent, CatMan). We even transformed into other "forms," like in DBZ and ended up leveling the city. There wasn't a "winner" because I woke up before it ended.
Oddly enough, I have an insane resistance headache today, making it hard for me to wanna go out tonight. Got a date with this random white chick, a 5.5/10 that I met on Bumble. I'm only going out with her because I suspect she'll be an easy lay, despite the fact that she's claiming she's "not a casual sex kinda girl" that prefers "taking it slow." Non-attractive chicks tend to post that sh*t because they know they're low hanging fruit for high-value males. All you gotta do is show them a little kindness, buy them a drink or two, maybe an appetizer to show that you're wiling to put in a little effort and they'll spread their legs just like any other chick.
Date with tight p*ssy chick tomorrow night. That's bonafide banging.
