(04-22-2017, 04:40 PM)RTBoss Wrote: Sitting curbside waiting for a sushi to take to my wife, who's working a 24 hour shift, pregnant and hungry.
They "didn't receive the order." I calmly showed email proof, and they were shocked.
I kept my cool, they rushed the order, and we got free dessert to boot. So more screwed up food orders resulting in more free stuff.
Moreover, I'm proud of myself for legit keeping my cool. It wasn't just external, it was internal.
Lol, so the story didn't stop there!
The chick came back with my food and receipt and said she threw in a $10 gift card. So $8 super-fuckin'-huge brownie with vanilla bean ice cream and a side of fudge and another side of this caramel stuff that was better than caramel...
And then my car won't start. Dead battery. Right there in the "10-Minute Curbside Parking." I'm out of warranty, no free roadside assistance. I text my wife, who's starving. Did I say she was pregnant? Oh, and the almost-3-year-old in the backseat.
Wife signs us up for AAA at work online, sends me the membership number and...60 minutes until I can get a jumpstart. Of course, it's Saturday night! Meanwhile, hottie after hottie after hottie walks into or out of this sushi restaurant. It was insane how hot these girls were. So I start to think...Did DMSI do this? Did I manifest this whole thing? Did I...drain my own battery? Naw...Then I remembered Ghost Adventures, where the physical batteries they use to power their cameras and camcorders would occasionally get drained by spiritual entities.
Now, I'm not sure if the scripting would allow for it, but as you all know - I've been on a PSMF the last 4 days. I'm fuckin' starving. Ok, it's not bad, but I hadn't really eaten anything today. A few pieces of fat free turkey breast and fat free Swiss cheese and a LOT of Diet Mountain Dew. I go to get this food, turn off my car while I'm waiting (which started fine in my driveway not 10 minutes earlier), and watch so many hotties that the SDS would have been drained 100%, not to mention the original sniper and baseline aura.
Is it possible? Crazy thought.
We only ended up waiting about a half-hour. Fed my son most of his meal as we waited, and because I didn't want to turn off my car at the hospital and go in and eat with my wife (for fear the battery would be dead again), I just dropped the food off. I probably got home at the exact same time as if I had had no battery issue and went into the hospital to eat.
At the end of the day, we got some free shit, got AAA coverage we probably should have had all along for cheaper than I would have guessed, saw some hot-pieces-of-ass, and now...I'm eating the goddamn brownie sundae. Well, guess I got my refeed...Back to PSMF tomorrow!
