SIL came over yesterday to help paint the baby's room.
Back up a bit, my wife left to go to a work meeting, and it was a nice day. I decided to go out and get my spring cleanup/yard-work done. It was also a good opportunity for my son to burn off some energy.
I finished about 2 hours later - I totally had lost track of time. I entered the house, covered in prairie grass, dust, all kinds of shit. I knew I'd have to take a shower, and was bummed because I didn't want to mess with the phero-optimizer. I went to the laundry room and stripped down. I almost took off my boxer briefs, but decided against it. My stairs to my master bedroom and shower are right in front of the front door...which I had left unlocked from being outside.
I round the corner to the stairs, and there is my sister-in-law walking into the house..."Hellllo!"
I almost just stood there, but I totally turned-tail and ran back to grab my pants and shirt. Though I regretted that in some way, I used that as a sexual joke later.
I left my son with her, and ran upstairs to shower. Came back down, and my wife was home. SIL had done her hair and makeup - she looked really good. She immediately was laughing at everything I said and flipping her hair. She's never flipped the hair without a mix of pheromones from my phero stash, so the aura was poppin'.
I told the story of how she walked in after I had just stripped down. My wife says, "Were you naked?! Did you take everything off?" I said, "I thought about it, but the windows are all open, and I didn't want to make the neighbors jealous." That was the joke I made, and it got laughs out of both of them.
Upstairs painting, ass displays, chest displays, and SIL came to stand "uncomfortably" close many times. She usually would keep a pretty good bubble between her and others...This was skin almost touching. Maybe it's the affected natural seduction?
Near the end of 4 hours, I started feeling bouts of sadness. Not sure what was going on. My wife asked why my brow was furrowed - "What's wrong?" and my son asked me if I was sad and gave me a hug.
Bout it for yesterday, other than some respect/celeb hits at dinner and the hardware store.
EDIT: Was rushed posting, had a client showing up. Forgot to add that after SIL left, I wasn't just feeling bouts of sadness, but I was also EXHAUSTED. I had ZERO energy, and could have fallen asleep standing up. I didn't feel better until I ate dinner. I ate a LOT for dinner. Not too happy about how much and how poorly I've been eating lately. Willpower is overshadowed by necessity. Can't stand it.
Back up a bit, my wife left to go to a work meeting, and it was a nice day. I decided to go out and get my spring cleanup/yard-work done. It was also a good opportunity for my son to burn off some energy.
I finished about 2 hours later - I totally had lost track of time. I entered the house, covered in prairie grass, dust, all kinds of shit. I knew I'd have to take a shower, and was bummed because I didn't want to mess with the phero-optimizer. I went to the laundry room and stripped down. I almost took off my boxer briefs, but decided against it. My stairs to my master bedroom and shower are right in front of the front door...which I had left unlocked from being outside.
I round the corner to the stairs, and there is my sister-in-law walking into the house..."Hellllo!"
I almost just stood there, but I totally turned-tail and ran back to grab my pants and shirt. Though I regretted that in some way, I used that as a sexual joke later.
I left my son with her, and ran upstairs to shower. Came back down, and my wife was home. SIL had done her hair and makeup - she looked really good. She immediately was laughing at everything I said and flipping her hair. She's never flipped the hair without a mix of pheromones from my phero stash, so the aura was poppin'.
I told the story of how she walked in after I had just stripped down. My wife says, "Were you naked?! Did you take everything off?" I said, "I thought about it, but the windows are all open, and I didn't want to make the neighbors jealous." That was the joke I made, and it got laughs out of both of them.
Upstairs painting, ass displays, chest displays, and SIL came to stand "uncomfortably" close many times. She usually would keep a pretty good bubble between her and others...This was skin almost touching. Maybe it's the affected natural seduction?
Near the end of 4 hours, I started feeling bouts of sadness. Not sure what was going on. My wife asked why my brow was furrowed - "What's wrong?" and my son asked me if I was sad and gave me a hug.
Bout it for yesterday, other than some respect/celeb hits at dinner and the hardware store.
EDIT: Was rushed posting, had a client showing up. Forgot to add that after SIL left, I wasn't just feeling bouts of sadness, but I was also EXHAUSTED. I had ZERO energy, and could have fallen asleep standing up. I didn't feel better until I ate dinner. I ate a LOT for dinner. Not too happy about how much and how poorly I've been eating lately. Willpower is overshadowed by necessity. Can't stand it.
