DMSI 3.1 Call me Thomas Jonathan Jackson

[thor2014]

Plausible theory as he is a britisher and uses the term dude which is american.

On the final day of my skiing trip (yesterday) we went to an apres ski bar. I am trying to be less inhibited, bearing on mind that I am tee-total. I ended up dancing/headbanging topless on a table to RATM with a friend.

Afterwards I got a lot of female attention (and one gay dude). I do have a pretty good body, including what most women would see as a six pack.

One group of older women were clearly taking about me and staring afterwards.

This doesn't sound like the same Swisston. At all. In any way, shape or form. I quoted it so it can be immortalised, lol.

Either somebody has hacked Swisston's account.

OR...

Somebody is finally executing. Lmao.