03-09-2017, 08:37 PM
I've conveniently left out some details from the last few days. I think it's because they're hits from women 20-25 years my senior.
Gas station - attendant was a major flirt. Kept yakkin' at me, I actually had to walk backwards all the way out the door as not to appear rude. I just wanted to get outta there!
Last night my wife and I had a dinner at a local vegan place (shockingly delicious) that was paid for by a company I refinanced my student loan debt through. We sat next to two couples. One couple, the dude would not stop talking to me about beer, exercise, this-that-and-the-other thing. Other couple, the wife told me that I "look like a movie star." This was after telling me she's a thespian - big into theater, trying to do commercials, been in a few movies with bit roles. She also made a joke while I told a story, with my wife sitting there next to her, that I must have done such-and-such with my other - secret - wife.
So yeah, I'm a movie star with multiple wives and a super-secret lifestyle, lol.
Gas station - attendant was a major flirt. Kept yakkin' at me, I actually had to walk backwards all the way out the door as not to appear rude. I just wanted to get outta there!
Last night my wife and I had a dinner at a local vegan place (shockingly delicious) that was paid for by a company I refinanced my student loan debt through. We sat next to two couples. One couple, the dude would not stop talking to me about beer, exercise, this-that-and-the-other thing. Other couple, the wife told me that I "look like a movie star." This was after telling me she's a thespian - big into theater, trying to do commercials, been in a few movies with bit roles. She also made a joke while I told a story, with my wife sitting there next to her, that I must have done such-and-such with my other - secret - wife.
So yeah, I'm a movie star with multiple wives and a super-secret lifestyle, lol.
