10-16-2011, 01:37 PM
So, they do surveys out at the Halloween festival that I work at and apparently I made on to more surveys than most of the people there. It was me and two girls. Women were being way horny the other night. I suspect pretty much everyone who puts me on the surveys ARE women. I made this one girl cry apparently because I wouldn't give her my number. She stole my damn identity disk (I'm dressed as Tron) and then after she gave it back, her friends came up and asked for my number I was like "Ok, are you ready? 11010101101010100101"...I thought it was funny. Then later a woman has her friend ask if I am gay and when I say I wouldn't make a very good gay guy, then her friend gives me her number. Yeah, nice try, lady, that's one hell of a pick up line....
So now I'm conflicted again...slightly. I've been messing around with this one girl who I like a lot, but upon talking to her a lot, I realize that she has a few emotional problems. In the past, I would have taken that as a challenge, but now that I'm older, I don't have the time or patience to try and fix someone, especially knowing that it can't be done. So, we'll see about that one. I like the girl, but it probably won't go anywhere. Meanwhile there's this SEXY little mamacita foreign college student from South America, I believe who has been chatting me up frequently and she seems very emotionally healthy. Saying that girl is beautiful would be the understatement of the century and she's a genuine sweetheart. The other girl gets really jealous when I talk to her. So we'll see where all this gets me, but I will try my best here not to make any promises that I know I can't keep. The last thing I want is a trail of broken hearts. I'm tired of doing that.
So now I'm conflicted again...slightly. I've been messing around with this one girl who I like a lot, but upon talking to her a lot, I realize that she has a few emotional problems. In the past, I would have taken that as a challenge, but now that I'm older, I don't have the time or patience to try and fix someone, especially knowing that it can't be done. So, we'll see about that one. I like the girl, but it probably won't go anywhere. Meanwhile there's this SEXY little mamacita foreign college student from South America, I believe who has been chatting me up frequently and she seems very emotionally healthy. Saying that girl is beautiful would be the understatement of the century and she's a genuine sweetheart. The other girl gets really jealous when I talk to her. So we'll see where all this gets me, but I will try my best here not to make any promises that I know I can't keep. The last thing I want is a trail of broken hearts. I'm tired of doing that.
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