Shannon's Journal Discussion

[Zeroxmachina]

Calm down guys. If there's a glitch that causes you to become irresistibly attractive to mountain lions and/or bees, it's up to Shannon to test that first. Everything worthwhile takes time.

HEY! DMSI is designed to make you attractive to whatever you deem attractive.

Don't assume about me, bro. Maybe I WANT bees, or mountain lions (also known as cougars, lol).

My milkshake brings all the bees and cougars to the yard! Damn right, it's better than yours! Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you...but I'd have to charge!

Pffft If women were attracted to my aura like bugs are, I wouldn't need DMSI lol