10-12-2016, 04:02 PM
(10-12-2016, 11:57 AM)chaosvrgn Wrote: Couple'a questions, Shannon:
1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and would the carbs affect the aura?
2. What is the meaning of life, existence and the universe and will knowing the answer get me laid?
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Vagina.
Awaiting your answers eagerly.
#BoredWhileWaitingForTwoPointFive
1. Exactly as any as it requires given a full accounting of all variables in play upon execution of the effort to lick ones way to the as yet undefined "center" thereof.
2. The meaning of life presupposes a meaning to life, and therefore is a red herring. The question should be, "What is the purpose of life, existence and the universe?", and you already know the answer.
3. As wooden vagina does not exist, and no specific definition of "chucking" has been given, the answer must be "Exactly as much as it could. Vagina."
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
