(10-12-2016, 11:57 AM)chaosvrgn Wrote: Couple'a questions, Shannon:
1. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop and would the carbs affect the aura?
2. What is the meaning of life, existence and the universe and will knowing the answer get me laid?
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Vagina.
Awaiting your answers eagerly.
#BoredWhileWaitingForTwoPointFive
I personally find Question 1 ambiguous. Please define 'center.' Do you mean the nuget, or the stick?
Also...
Question 2 What is the meaning of life? is answered in Question 3....Vagina.
In Question 3, I need to know the personality type of said woodchuck, and is he 'stonewalling' chucking said wood? Does he have a deep seated hatred for this wood stemming from previous wood related trauma?
