I'm baaaaaaaack!
Can someone get this fucking trout off my dick? Seriously, I don't know what Shannon did with V2.3's aura, but I got into the river with my pole, and this rainbow trout jumps out and lodges right onto my peckeroo! So now it's old bitchez, the occasional hottie, and freshwater fish. Oh, and mother-in-laws, apparently.
Camping/fishing trip = fun. Testing V2.3 - well, I wish I could say it was an amazing experience, but really, it was just weird. Hot & cold. I don't know what's going on, but I have some experiences and comments.
Unfortunately my feedback won't have any affect upon the next version, I see, but hopefully it may for V3.
I've had an hour here or there to read some posts when I had access to WIFI, but I haven't been able to read many journals. That's probably a good thing, so I don't let anything color my experience or conclusions.
I can't say I had many internal feelings of being Mr. Amazing, but I did notice that my wit was particularly sharp all week. I've always made my friends and family laugh, and have used humor to gain the upper hand with new people I meet. I haven't been this sharp in awhile. It was to the point where the men laughed, but instantly felt up-staged when they saw how their women laughed. I could see it in their demeanor.
I got a laundry list to go over, but I'll break it up into a few posts. I'm going to lay it all out, that way Shannon can decipher what's the subliminal, and what's not. I'll leave some commentary along the way.
First Day
We drove to meet the rest of my wife's family in Springfield, MO. Her grandmother on her late father's side lives there. We hadn't seen her since my sister-in-law's wedding last October. I hadn't listened to DMSI the night before, as I needed to be well rested and ready-to-drive. I decided to listen to 2 loops of US track with earbuds as I drove. I couldn't expose my wife or son, and I needed to be able to hear traffic and/or police. I listened at 4 clicks out of 15 on my Galaxy Note 5.
I just finished listening when we stopped for lunch at Panera. Perfect! The female blonde cashier (a manager by the look of her uniform) was a little flustered. She referred to herself as "crazy" three different times as we ordered. I even said, "Oh, you're not crazy." She looked at me and reiterated, "Oh, yeah, I'm crazy!" I noticed three different (attractive) women staring at me like I had a stain on my shorts. Two customers, and one employee who was interviewing a guy near the soda fountain. She turned around in her chair to look at me, more than once.
My wife sat us directly across from a table of two women, one of whom was a blonde facing me. She was talking about a recent date she had. She talked about her kids, and how he was good she thought he'd be with them. She glanced at me here and there. Almost 2/3's of the way through lunch, my wife got up to use the restroom. As soon as she was gone (literally), the woman turned the conversation sexual. She described how the guy would take her hand and put it on his dick, and she didn't know what to think about that. As she described it, just loud enough for me to hear, she kept her gaze on me. I could see her friend was like, "WTF did all this come from!?" I couldn't help but laugh. She then said, "I just am telling you because...(inaudible)..." We left shortly thereafter.
As we continued the drive, I had an encounter with a woman (who appeared to be in her 50's). She climbed up my ass (in her large SUV), so I got into the slow lane on the interstate for her to pass. I had cruise control on. She decides, as she's passing, that she'll pass as slow as possible. She's so slow passing that I'm on the ass of another car in front of me and I have to disengage cruise. I wave her on, annoyed. As she pulls up next to me, she's got attitude, and mocks my hand signal. Being a hothead, I flip her off immediately and mouth, "FUCK YOU!" She then slams on the gas, while flipping me off in her mirror, and I get behind her. She SLAMS on her brakes, freaking my wife out, and I get my phone out to take a picture of her license plate. She sees what I'm doing, which I intended, and then she takes off at 90+ mph. I never saw her again. I don't know if that had anything to do with the aura, or was just a regular old road rage incident.
We get to Springfield before my wife's family, and her grandma is super-excited. I don't notice any different behavior from the prior times we've met. Things got hot, DMSI-style, when my wife's mom, stepdad, sister, and sister's husband showed up. My sister-in-law and I have always been pretty good friends (for two people 11 years apart, her my junior). There's also always been attraction and sexual-tension. My wife and I are seated on a cushioned fireplace - my wife on my right. My SIL positions herself on the floor immediately to my left. I conspicuously start my spycam app (for documenting DMSI IOIs, of course) and hold my phone so the front-facing camera is toward her. It just looks like I'm holding my phone. Upon replaying the video, my SIL immediately shows multiple positive IOIs: Knees toward me, left hand-to-face, wrist open to me. She even starts "bumping," into me with her right elbow by placing it up on the cushion. She then flicks her eyes to my legs, and suddenly stretches - looking right at my crotch! It's completely obvious, but so sneaky. I never would have known had I not had a recording. She then immediately plays with her hair, like she just got away with something she's excited about. This happens twice.
Later that night we've arrived at the state park we're staying at. Her husband and my step-father-in-law all have a beer. I offer koozies. One koozie is from my friend's now-defunct marriage. My FIL chooses it. So I say, "Oh, you chose the lucky koozie! Thier marriage lasted three months because they cheated on each other and are now getting a divorce!" Immediately, my sister-in-law starts hanging ALL OVER her husband. I mean, it was just ridiculous. Way beyond coincidence.
...TO BE CONTINUED...
Can someone get this fucking trout off my dick? Seriously, I don't know what Shannon did with V2.3's aura, but I got into the river with my pole, and this rainbow trout jumps out and lodges right onto my peckeroo! So now it's old bitchez, the occasional hottie, and freshwater fish. Oh, and mother-in-laws, apparently.
Camping/fishing trip = fun. Testing V2.3 - well, I wish I could say it was an amazing experience, but really, it was just weird. Hot & cold. I don't know what's going on, but I have some experiences and comments.
Unfortunately my feedback won't have any affect upon the next version, I see, but hopefully it may for V3.
I've had an hour here or there to read some posts when I had access to WIFI, but I haven't been able to read many journals. That's probably a good thing, so I don't let anything color my experience or conclusions.
I can't say I had many internal feelings of being Mr. Amazing, but I did notice that my wit was particularly sharp all week. I've always made my friends and family laugh, and have used humor to gain the upper hand with new people I meet. I haven't been this sharp in awhile. It was to the point where the men laughed, but instantly felt up-staged when they saw how their women laughed. I could see it in their demeanor.
I got a laundry list to go over, but I'll break it up into a few posts. I'm going to lay it all out, that way Shannon can decipher what's the subliminal, and what's not. I'll leave some commentary along the way.
First Day
We drove to meet the rest of my wife's family in Springfield, MO. Her grandmother on her late father's side lives there. We hadn't seen her since my sister-in-law's wedding last October. I hadn't listened to DMSI the night before, as I needed to be well rested and ready-to-drive. I decided to listen to 2 loops of US track with earbuds as I drove. I couldn't expose my wife or son, and I needed to be able to hear traffic and/or police. I listened at 4 clicks out of 15 on my Galaxy Note 5.
I just finished listening when we stopped for lunch at Panera. Perfect! The female blonde cashier (a manager by the look of her uniform) was a little flustered. She referred to herself as "crazy" three different times as we ordered. I even said, "Oh, you're not crazy." She looked at me and reiterated, "Oh, yeah, I'm crazy!" I noticed three different (attractive) women staring at me like I had a stain on my shorts. Two customers, and one employee who was interviewing a guy near the soda fountain. She turned around in her chair to look at me, more than once.
My wife sat us directly across from a table of two women, one of whom was a blonde facing me. She was talking about a recent date she had. She talked about her kids, and how he was good she thought he'd be with them. She glanced at me here and there. Almost 2/3's of the way through lunch, my wife got up to use the restroom. As soon as she was gone (literally), the woman turned the conversation sexual. She described how the guy would take her hand and put it on his dick, and she didn't know what to think about that. As she described it, just loud enough for me to hear, she kept her gaze on me. I could see her friend was like, "WTF did all this come from!?" I couldn't help but laugh. She then said, "I just am telling you because...(inaudible)..." We left shortly thereafter.
As we continued the drive, I had an encounter with a woman (who appeared to be in her 50's). She climbed up my ass (in her large SUV), so I got into the slow lane on the interstate for her to pass. I had cruise control on. She decides, as she's passing, that she'll pass as slow as possible. She's so slow passing that I'm on the ass of another car in front of me and I have to disengage cruise. I wave her on, annoyed. As she pulls up next to me, she's got attitude, and mocks my hand signal. Being a hothead, I flip her off immediately and mouth, "FUCK YOU!" She then slams on the gas, while flipping me off in her mirror, and I get behind her. She SLAMS on her brakes, freaking my wife out, and I get my phone out to take a picture of her license plate. She sees what I'm doing, which I intended, and then she takes off at 90+ mph. I never saw her again. I don't know if that had anything to do with the aura, or was just a regular old road rage incident.
We get to Springfield before my wife's family, and her grandma is super-excited. I don't notice any different behavior from the prior times we've met. Things got hot, DMSI-style, when my wife's mom, stepdad, sister, and sister's husband showed up. My sister-in-law and I have always been pretty good friends (for two people 11 years apart, her my junior). There's also always been attraction and sexual-tension. My wife and I are seated on a cushioned fireplace - my wife on my right. My SIL positions herself on the floor immediately to my left. I conspicuously start my spycam app (for documenting DMSI IOIs, of course) and hold my phone so the front-facing camera is toward her. It just looks like I'm holding my phone. Upon replaying the video, my SIL immediately shows multiple positive IOIs: Knees toward me, left hand-to-face, wrist open to me. She even starts "bumping," into me with her right elbow by placing it up on the cushion. She then flicks her eyes to my legs, and suddenly stretches - looking right at my crotch! It's completely obvious, but so sneaky. I never would have known had I not had a recording. She then immediately plays with her hair, like she just got away with something she's excited about. This happens twice.
Later that night we've arrived at the state park we're staying at. Her husband and my step-father-in-law all have a beer. I offer koozies. One koozie is from my friend's now-defunct marriage. My FIL chooses it. So I say, "Oh, you chose the lucky koozie! Thier marriage lasted three months because they cheated on each other and are now getting a divorce!" Immediately, my sister-in-law starts hanging ALL OVER her husband. I mean, it was just ridiculous. Way beyond coincidence.
...TO BE CONTINUED...
