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[Benjamin]

Chikin in a biscuit.

Nuff said.

Not bad, either. We call them snack crackers. They're not cookies.

The issue at hand is mixing a sweet cookie like an Oreo-like sandwich cookie or a chocolate chip one with meat or Spam. Might be able to get away with it when using something like tea biscuits, but even then I find the flavor profile a bit iffy.

Actually I guess I did used to like kabana and cheese on a cracker.

But yeah the second quote does sound kind of yuck. Mmm mmm get yourself some steak with chocolate on it!