Shannon's DMSI V2.2 Journal

[Shannon]

Shannon,

So I better know how to look for this... what exactly is a butt display besides perhaps a woman bending over as she is pointing her butt in your direction?

A woman pointing her butt in your direction may just be coincidence, and mean nothing. It means something when it is statistically significant in the direction of being unlikely to be random chance.

For example, the other night at trivia, one of the women sitting at the bar near me was giving me what I call "escalating butt presentations". That is, they were escalating in frequency, unusualness and obviousness. First she started off by simply facing away from me in her chair, not so unusual in and of itself, but it's the fact that:

A) It put her at an odd angle to everyone else she was interacting with. Instead of 90 degrees (facing the bar) or 0 degrees (facing them), she had to be at about 45 degrees to the bar and the people she was talking to. That is unusual.

B) Over time, people naturally shift around. She was aiming her butt at me 85% of the time. Nobody else around her was doing this.

C) She was actually sitting in her chair differently than the people around her in order to do these things. Sitting further forward and sticking her butt out in the chair, sitting half on and half off the chair, and sitting with the back of the chair to her leg, so her butt was fully visible. Again... nobody else around her was doing this.

D) When she stood up, she continued to face the bar at a 45 degree angle so that her butt was facing me. Nobody else did that.

E) I caught her turning 180 degrees to look at me three different times, and once she was sitting at 45 degrees talking to a friend, sneaking glances. IOIs, and suggestive of motive for butt presentations.

Last night, the girl was just walking past back and forth, and may or may not have been presenting. But when she started finding excuses to bend over near me, and her butt was always aimed at me when she did, I started seeing butt presentations. Believe me, a woman will go to great lengths to aim it elsewhere and even do reverse butt presentations if she is trying not to present.

I had my (now ex) girlfriend's daughter (19 at the time) once come to my house to clean for me in exchange for the money she needed to buy a college book or some such. She was cleaning out my refrigerator while I was sitting at my kitchen table. I knew this girl liked me, and probably had a crush on me by the way she acted around me and how she looked at me and touched me and tried to impress me and give me excuses to be around her. But when we were alone together that day, she would very naturally have had to bend over and aim it at me. And she was wearing yoga pants at the time, and yes, she had a very nice butt. But because I was dating her mother, she went to serious efforts to keep her back as straight up as possible and aim it away from me, even though that made her work awkward. That's one way she can give a reverse butt presentation.

Several days ago I was at IHOP, and I was getting butt presentations from a heavily tattooed girl in a rather sexy miniskirt. It was 3 am on Saturday morning, and of course it was bar rush. She realized what she was doing, and in front of her friends, and started giving me a reverse butt presentation, which is where she leans back in her seat when that's not comfortable, so as to de-emphasize her butt as much as possible.Sort of like "un-bending-over" while sitting.

Anyway, at this place I was getting the presentations last night, they were statistically unlikely because:

A) they were always near me.

B) they were always aimed at me.

C) they were given repeatedly, and more often than necessary for what she was trying to do.

D) She was wearing yoga pants that were not in any way hiding her butt to begin with, and she has a really nice one, which means it makes sense that that would be what she considered her sexiest and most attractive feature (and it was), and that therefore if she was going to present, she would be presenting her butt.

E) the angle at which she was presenting was actually making it harder for her to do what she was trying to do.

F) Since it was harder for her to do it at that angle, she was "forced" to bend over more frequently and for longer than necessary if she was just positioning herself in the way that made sense for doing what she was trying to do.

G) I have been a customer there for three years now, and I have never seen any other server do what she did while presenting. Ever. Not even close.

H) While she was washing the display case, I observed her staring at me in the reflection of the glass, several times, even while her boyfriend was standing right there. That is an IOI, and therefore suggests motive.

I) When she was finished with her job, and she had clocked out, she did not leave right away. Instead, she stood with her boyfriend for well over 10 minutes talking to him, and again, aiming her butt right at me - while standing. Entirely unnecessary.

J) She always had her butt pointing at me wherever she was in the room, unless she had to face me.

K) Neither of the other two females present working there did ANY of these things. Even the one showing stronger IOIs.

So, when a woman does something that is statistically unlikely... when it's apparently intentionally made unnecessarily awkward or difficult so she can aim it at you... if her butt is pointing at you no matter where she is in the room... when she bends over more often than necessary, while it's aiming at you... when she does it again and again and again... and especially if she is stealing glances to see if you're noticing... it's a butt presentation.