Hahaha...just had some good lulz at the gym.
So, my wife's being a bit&h and I'm giving her the cold shoulder. That pisses her off, she gives it right back. We both go to the gym, not speaking, no wedding rings (don't wanna scratch 'em up).
We don't talk all session, even when we're near each other, which gave me an opportunity to catch every guy staring at her. It's always a lot. She's completely oblivious to it.
We almost finish our workout and I'm on a machine that faces the glute machine that ALL women use. This dude is right across from me - the three of us form a perfect triangle. My wife's ass is displayed right toward us. During his rests in between sets he's just full-on gawking at my wife's ass, not even trying to hide it. His mouth was hanging open, I swear I saw some drool.
Wife gets done with a set, turns around and looks at me. I embarrass the shit out of this dude by pointing at him, then her, and mouth, "Dude's staring right up your ASS!" She cracks up, I crack up, and he turns red and bolts. F*cking hilarious.
Now my wife and I are good. All is forgotten, and we're getting along great. Thanks Embarrassed Dude.
EDIT: Forgot to add that this bodybuilding chick is there. I call her Muscle Vagina. She is always in her own little world, and the one time I smiled at her - on E2 - she didn't return it. Got a drink today as she did walking lunges down the hallway, and as I turned around with my water and looked up she's staring at me and beamed me a big smile. I returned it.
So, my wife's being a bit&h and I'm giving her the cold shoulder. That pisses her off, she gives it right back. We both go to the gym, not speaking, no wedding rings (don't wanna scratch 'em up).
We don't talk all session, even when we're near each other, which gave me an opportunity to catch every guy staring at her. It's always a lot. She's completely oblivious to it.
We almost finish our workout and I'm on a machine that faces the glute machine that ALL women use. This dude is right across from me - the three of us form a perfect triangle. My wife's ass is displayed right toward us. During his rests in between sets he's just full-on gawking at my wife's ass, not even trying to hide it. His mouth was hanging open, I swear I saw some drool.
Wife gets done with a set, turns around and looks at me. I embarrass the shit out of this dude by pointing at him, then her, and mouth, "Dude's staring right up your ASS!" She cracks up, I crack up, and he turns red and bolts. F*cking hilarious.
Now my wife and I are good. All is forgotten, and we're getting along great. Thanks Embarrassed Dude.
EDIT: Forgot to add that this bodybuilding chick is there. I call her Muscle Vagina. She is always in her own little world, and the one time I smiled at her - on E2 - she didn't return it. Got a drink today as she did walking lunges down the hallway, and as I turned around with my water and looked up she's staring at me and beamed me a big smile. I returned it.
