(06-10-2016, 10:00 AM)SargeMaximus Wrote: That's awesome about almost losing it tho. Have you ever let yourself crack up about something around someone? I have, I don't know if it's a bad thing tbh.
Bro -- I cracked up one time while my girlfriend was giving me a BJ. My girlfriend went to a Catholic school and was very sheltered. My homeboy hooked up with her best friend, Amanda -- who apparently was MORE sheltered than she was.
I asked him how Amanda was, and he said that not only did she take "blow job" literally and was BLOWING into his d*ck, but she also thought it would feel good to slap his balls a few times while doing it.
The next time my girl gave me one, I started thinking of what he said and CRACKED UP. Of course, she didn't like that too much.
