03-07-2016, 09:29 PM
This will stop her dead in her tracks:
Loudly state, "That's more expensive than you can afford to pay for, so hands off." If she asks what it costs, tell her it's $5,000 an hour - if you like her. And you don't.
Another way to stop such things:
Loudly state, "Stop molesting my ass! stranger danger! Stranger danger!"
Of course, if you do the latter correctly, it will result in laughter from everyone around you. And sometimes, actually get you more of what you're objecting to.
Finally, there's the "Too far, too fast"/"alien life form" response. When a woman pinches your butt, turn around and look her in the eyes, deadpan serious, and say, "I understand by your actions relative to my gluteal musculature that you wish to reproduce right here and now. Please undress right here and now so I can reproduce you."
Never fails. lol
Loudly state, "That's more expensive than you can afford to pay for, so hands off." If she asks what it costs, tell her it's $5,000 an hour - if you like her. And you don't.
Another way to stop such things:
Loudly state, "Stop molesting my ass! stranger danger! Stranger danger!"
Of course, if you do the latter correctly, it will result in laughter from everyone around you. And sometimes, actually get you more of what you're objecting to.
Finally, there's the "Too far, too fast"/"alien life form" response. When a woman pinches your butt, turn around and look her in the eyes, deadpan serious, and say, "I understand by your actions relative to my gluteal musculature that you wish to reproduce right here and now. Please undress right here and now so I can reproduce you."
Never fails. lol
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
