11-16-2012, 05:24 AM
This program works very well. I have another entry in the adventures of Cortez now. It's just as ridiculous as all the other fiasco's I seem to find my way in to...
Last night I was hanging out with some people at a bar and this 23 year old stripper girl who was a friend of a friend was there and would not stop flirting. I was talking to her for a little while and she asked what I did for a living, I just smirked at her and told her. you don't want to know the answer to that and that drove her nuts for the rest of night. Later when we were talking she brought it up again and said her first guess would be a hustler and her second would be a CIA agent, lmao. She also kept asking me my last name, which I didn't give to her, because that's my new thing. I want girls I may mess around with to know as little about me as possible. I just personally find it amusing. At some point I get bored of talking to her and start talking to some guy. She was noticeably very horny and wandered off to talk to the DJ that was setting up his stuff. I knew that wasn't going anywhere, so when she came back from talking to the DJ I was thinking "Game time!"
I leaned in and asked her "He didn't give you what you need?" and she said "No..." with this sad puppy look in her eye's. I pulled her over and just started making out with her at the bar and boy was she ravenous. I led her out of the bar and when we were in the parking lot, I picked her up and carried her to my car. We got in the back and start taking clothes off/ throwing other clothes aside(The back of my car was kind of messy already) and messed around for a while. We were about to have full blown sex, but I suddenly realized we were parked RIGHT outside the bar when I saw some kind standing there smoking a cigarette watching us. It was kind of funny, but still I said "Damn! That guy was just standing there watching us." So we made plans to go to her house, but she needed to give my friend a ride home since he drove there with her. I realized after she left that I didn't have her number, not that it would matter anyway because I somehow managed to lose my phone. I got annoyed and just went home instead deciding that was enough fun for one night.
Fun night, but losing my phone was annoying. Luckily for me, I'm such a Luddite that the most advanced piece of technology I ever use is a texting phone. I have yet to get a smart phone and probably never will.
Needless to say, I've been feeling extra crispy lately and whenever I do, stuff like that happens. The "off" feeling is gone and now I am strictly locked in the "ON" position...at least for the time being. I still have a few more months or more on this sub...
Last night I was hanging out with some people at a bar and this 23 year old stripper girl who was a friend of a friend was there and would not stop flirting. I was talking to her for a little while and she asked what I did for a living, I just smirked at her and told her. you don't want to know the answer to that and that drove her nuts for the rest of night. Later when we were talking she brought it up again and said her first guess would be a hustler and her second would be a CIA agent, lmao. She also kept asking me my last name, which I didn't give to her, because that's my new thing. I want girls I may mess around with to know as little about me as possible. I just personally find it amusing. At some point I get bored of talking to her and start talking to some guy. She was noticeably very horny and wandered off to talk to the DJ that was setting up his stuff. I knew that wasn't going anywhere, so when she came back from talking to the DJ I was thinking "Game time!"
I leaned in and asked her "He didn't give you what you need?" and she said "No..." with this sad puppy look in her eye's. I pulled her over and just started making out with her at the bar and boy was she ravenous. I led her out of the bar and when we were in the parking lot, I picked her up and carried her to my car. We got in the back and start taking clothes off/ throwing other clothes aside(The back of my car was kind of messy already) and messed around for a while. We were about to have full blown sex, but I suddenly realized we were parked RIGHT outside the bar when I saw some kind standing there smoking a cigarette watching us. It was kind of funny, but still I said "Damn! That guy was just standing there watching us." So we made plans to go to her house, but she needed to give my friend a ride home since he drove there with her. I realized after she left that I didn't have her number, not that it would matter anyway because I somehow managed to lose my phone. I got annoyed and just went home instead deciding that was enough fun for one night.
Fun night, but losing my phone was annoying. Luckily for me, I'm such a Luddite that the most advanced piece of technology I ever use is a texting phone. I have yet to get a smart phone and probably never will.
Needless to say, I've been feeling extra crispy lately and whenever I do, stuff like that happens. The "off" feeling is gone and now I am strictly locked in the "ON" position...at least for the time being. I still have a few more months or more on this sub...
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