08-13-2018, 05:54 PM
(08-11-2018, 11:13 AM)Rocket13 Wrote:(08-08-2018, 09:19 AM)thor2014 Wrote: SM Stage 1 Day 16 (8 hours listening)That's....funny as shit
First time I have had a vivid dream in a long time. In the dream I was relaxing in the living room. Then a wolf walked into my room and kept staring at me. At that point I woke up. On DMSI I use to get a lot of vivid dreams this is the first time it has happened on SM.
I was at a bar a few days ago and noticed the waitress giving me a heated look. When she came round to serve me I bantered with her and managed to get her number and organized a date for the following evening.
She asked me to pick her up after her shift from the bar. Even though she was pretty she was still wearing her work uniform. So I asked her if I could take her home and she could freshen up and get a shower. She said no and insisted that we go for drinks together.
It was already 35 degrees and it was getting very very hot in the car. What was irritating me was that I could smell her odour from the bar and really wished she could have gone home to freshen up. The odour began putting me off from being with her.
We went for a drive then it suddenly began pouring down with buckets of rain. In this part of the balkans when it rains its like bloody monsoon. So I parked the car on the side of the road just outside the town and pulled out some drinks I had kept in the backseat. So whilst the rain continued we began drinking whisky shots in the car and I continued to banter with her.
Then the rain stopped and I noticed she smelled really bad. I thought what the hell and tried to make out with her but the smell kept putting me off. She kept asking whats wrong I just made some lame excuse about something.
The rain had stopped so I decided to begin driving again. This is when shit happened !.
The car back wheels had got stuck in the mud and the rain had made it worse. I told her "listen why dont you jump out and give the car a push" she replied " I cannot do that I am a woman". So I replied "I guess we are stuck here then" I gave her a smirk.
She then replied in an annoyed tone "ok then" she got out the car and began pushing the car. I hit the accelerator unfortunately when the wheels started spinning. All the mud from the road started flying into her face. Finally when the car began to move and was out of the mud. She climbed back into the car.
"Oh my God" I thought she looked like sh*t now. All the mud was all over her top and face I began scowling at her and telling her to clean herself as she was bringing mud into the car. She attempted to clean herself then got back into the car. I told her I will drive her home.
Anyway next day she pinged me saying how she had a really great evening with me and was up for drinks later in the week. I ignored the message as I never wanted to see her again.
This is hilarious!
