SargeMaximus: I Feel It Coming, Part II [DMSI 3.1 A Invalid Tester]

[SargeMaximus]

So went to a used clothing store to buy a coat.

There are always a few trashy but cute girls in those places. Saw a few I liked but nothing from them.

As I looked for a coat, some guy takes his coat out of his shopping cart and says to me "here, try this on!"

I'm like "Why?"

He goes "This one, try it"

I just chuckle "No, I'm good man, thanks"

How bizarre.

When at the register, there is a hot asian milf in spandex pants and tank top wearing a jacket.

I notice her and am thinking "give me a sign woman!"

She then pulls her hair to the side, blocking my view of her neck.

I'm thinking "k... that's an IOD"

But then she flings her hair back with both arms and proceeds to put it in a pony tail.

I'm thinking "ok, you gotta talk to her..., but how?" I was waiting in line, after all.

Anyhow eventually she comes up to the counter to ask the cashier something (I'm the next in line) so after they are done talking I engage her. She talks to me a bit but isn't giving me anything I can work with so I let it drop.

Meh.

EDIT: Forgot to mention. Also went to Sport Check to get a toque/beanie (my other one makes me look like a criminal. Good for girls, no good for D2D)

Anyhow, the cute associate helped me find the toques. She was dreamy eyes and smiles.

As I looked through the toques, two girls come over to check out toques as well.

I had noticed them previuously so me thinks they are hovering.

Anyhow the one tries on a toque and the other girl says "OMG! That's so CUTE! Your little curls! So CUTE!"

And I'm thinking "how girls do this when a guy is around"

Anyhow, I never engaged them. Not sure why. They were cute but it was too I dunno. Not enough balls I suppose.

Anyhow, I get done and I go up to pay for my hat.

The girl is on the phone and when I arrive we exchange greetings. Then, with sparkles in her eyes she asks "Is it ok if I multitask?" (keep in mind she just helped someone else but didn't ask them, at least, not to my knowledge)

And I'm like "yeah it's fine"

She smiles and I pay.

When I go to pay, there are some clothes on the counter next to the pay stand.

A woman who had been standing there reaches over and moves them to give me more room. I say thank you.

Anyhow, crazy celebrity vibe today I guess.

EDIT 2: I get my haircut today.

Will be wearing a Dab of Taboo.

Excited to see what happens, if anything.

Feels like it's been SO long since I've gone there. These last two weeks have been packed full of shit going down!