02-08-2013, 01:54 PM
My new favorite way to meet woman at night life.
when they catch my eye for sustained eye contact..I give them a salute-like a soldier.
If they don't respond at all I go up and say "I was just saluting you because you looked so at attention"
If the giggle but don't salute I go up and say "whats wrong soldier?"
If the salute back I go up, hold out my hand like their 'doing to much' and say "At ease cadet/soldier." Then I either riff from there or pause and introduce myself "I'm Zak"
I find it so funny to do.
when they catch my eye for sustained eye contact..I give them a salute-like a soldier.
If they don't respond at all I go up and say "I was just saluting you because you looked so at attention"
If the giggle but don't salute I go up and say "whats wrong soldier?"
If the salute back I go up, hold out my hand like their 'doing to much' and say "At ease cadet/soldier." Then I either riff from there or pause and introduce myself "I'm Zak"
I find it so funny to do.
1. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.