When I had my (first) perfect lover (due to differences in growth speeds between us, someone else has doubtless claimed the title), I had to literally lock her out of my office every day. If I didn't we were going to spend the day having sex. She would find ways to miss going to her work to have sex with me. When I would emerge from my office for lunch, she would frequently sneak in and start masturbating, so that when I got back she was in the throes of orgasm, and of course that usually ended the work day right then and there...
Perfect Platinum Blonde lover wasn't nearly as bad, but she was definitely distracting me from work, too. So that is a valid point. When they work, you're not likely to be spending your time sitting here telling us about it.
Perfect Platinum Blonde lover wasn't nearly as bad, but she was definitely distracting me from work, too. So that is a valid point. When they work, you're not likely to be spending your time sitting here telling us about it.
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!