[Request] Become a Picachu 5.5g

[Omni3]

I've been trying to become a pikachu ever since I seen pokemon as a teenager, so i'm hoping Shannon will finally build my dream program.

It will contain statements such as...

"I have a frizzy yellow tail and really red cheeks".
"I can shoot lightning at my enemies at will."
"I manifest a boy with a red hat to follow around and who will guide me in battles."
"One day I will evolve to raichu".
"I really like being inside little red balls."

And more...

Alternative names could me..

"Ultra Pichachu Success."
"Become a sexually irresistibile Pikachu".
"Aura Of Pichachuness."
"Alpha Pikachu V6."
"Develop Maximum Pikachu Irresistability."

Lol

And the obligatory:

I have a 12" Pichachuness