lano adventures with DMSI

[Jake2015]

Ok, something totally amazing just did happen this morning...

I had a sex date planned with a nympho girl that I met on Tinder. The plan was to meet take a coffee at a McDonald's and if we like each other, we would move at a hotel room 1 block away from the meeting place to indulge ourselves into sexual pleasure for the rest of the morning.

I did arrive at the restaurant exactly at the agreed time and as I step in, I get my phone out of my pocket... I see that some ***** system update has been pushed and installed on my phone and 1 minutes after, my phone is bricked.

I'm kinda annoyed by what just did happen but oh well this is not my priority. So I walk around the restaurant 2-3 times. I cannot find my date. I go outside at the parking I walk around to see if I could see her.

Now I'm realizing that I didn't care to specify exactly WHERE we meet. I had inside the restaurant in my mind but I haven't been explicit about it. I definitely could not plan for a cell phone failure exactly when I reach the meeting.

So here I am. I cannot find my date. I cannot reach her to ask her she is. 10 minutes after the meeting time, I see her leaving the parking lot inside her car. She doesn't see me and she leaves.

So I cannot understand the meaning of what just did happen. Because this is so much improbable that my cell phone receive a system update breaking my phone EXACTLY as I arrive to a sex date meeting.

It could have happened yesterday or this afternoon. It did happen up to the minute exactly when I did arrive to that date...

This is not me resisting executing the script since this is something totally outside my control...

Timing is so perfect that I'm taking it as a sign from the universe that meeting that girl was not a good idea for me. The universe has other plans for me...

I have no other idea how else I can interpret this BS... (Maybe it is the FBI or some other government agency did that to protect me....)

I'm joking here... this is a very weird experience....

Thats a real Bummer man! I was reading that waiting for the sex to start, I even got popcorn ready haha

Anyway I think most here will say that there are 2 possibilities...

1) Its reality bending, so why the frak did it bend that way? Maybe to protect you from STD or some other unforeseen variable.

2) Its just bad luck cos updates happen when you dont expect because they are never planned.

Let us know if you managed to get in touch with her and sort it out, otherwise send her my way and ill take her for some Burger King lol