Chivalry is Dead Long Live The Alpha Male

[RisingSon]

I think I might have to start attending that Russian church since it is like it's own little village with plenty of pure girls (who are all secretly *****s). I had a Romanian neighbor from there. Nicest guy I ever met around here. Kept giving me compliments about how upright I was and patting my arm. That kind of treatment is very rare in the antisocial hellhole that is the United States.

Then again, I probably won't, but at least it is a nice thought.