01-14-2012, 04:57 AM
(This post was last modified: 01-14-2012, 05:05 AM by RainbowAbyss.)
Mysterious celebrity encounter
ok, you guys are going to enjoy this story
nothing to crazy but I love it when stuff like this happens-
so Thursday night, I went out to this lounge/club where my friend works
and I get fairly twisted. I was outside and this gorgeous chick jumps in front of me and starts pretending to shoot spider man webs at me-as in she was doing the web sling fist and making noises-needless to say I thought it was hilarious and instantly liked this girl-she introduced me to her friend who is even more my type we all talk for a bit and then she moves away to talk to some other friends and me and her friend start hitting it off. The girl I am talking to definitely likes me but she seemed a little reserved about something-( turns out she is seeing someone at the moment-it was the worst to because the physical chemistry was incredible and she was clearing restraining herself admirably later when I told her how f---ing sexy I thought she was...something I really would never do-pre sex magnet) Back to the present tense in my past story-so my instinct starts to bubble to just go for the kiss when suddenly spider man girl appears and pulls out literally a handful of weed and starts holding her hand to our faces to smell-I really don't smoke weed since my horrible trip out in Amsterdam 5 years ago, but spider man girl really wants me to smoke with them-and honestly I was already a little drunk and feeling like doing something different. Bad Idea lol. Anyway the girls basically perform surgery on this cigar and create some droopy looking brown leaf with weed in it that apparently were supposed to smoke, a 'blunt', I go for it and thank goodness no bad trip-BUT I did completely miss out on some amazing opportunities out of my sheer temporary retardation. We all talk for like 20 minutes more but by this point I have lost my mind and am just having so much fun-plus my mind starts talking me out of moving things forward- and I am laughing at most everything-I go inside to chill out-and my friend's sister is in town and she comes up to me while I am sitting and grabs my hand to dance-I'm hesitant at first since its my buddy's younger sister-but this girl is going sexual and I start really enjoying myself. She really wants to hook up with me but my friend is right there and it just intellectually I am talking myself out of it. She asks me if I want I drink-and I agree-so she buys 30$ worth of drinks, card minimum, of which she has one shot-needless to say I started going over the deep end at this point. I start becoming very divided mentally as to deciding which girl to 'go for' and I wander back over too the dance floor where I see one beautiful blonde dancing with a shorter and in my opinion much sexier girl-I start dancing near them and were all kind of moving towards each other but the blonde seems to want to dance with her littler friend and the littler one kind of is dancing her sexy perfect butt away from the blonde towards me
I'm so into this little sexy chick but I'm hesitant, later I ask her to dance-she says no because they are leaving but I am just so curious about her, I start asking her questions, I start just joking with her and before I know it were being very sexual upfront and she's eating it and we've juts got this hot mutual fun vibe going- the whole time the blonde is looking at me and her friend-and I take a look at her and cant 'read' her for my life-. 30 seconds later when me and this girl start getting a little more touchy the blonde friend comes up and puts her hand on my shoulder and is like 'no, no, no we got to go' and she gave the smaller girl her coat-we hug goodbye and I give her a sensual kiss on the cheek then she heads out. The blond wasn't mean with her breaking her friend and me up, just very firm. Then she kind of just lingers there packing up stuff-I'm just kind of annoyed that she did that but I'm having so much fun already that I start making fun of the blonde's funky glasses-not meanly-just in a very self amusing way-and I was just stoned and buzzed enough that everything I said I found hilarious
I was like "I like your glasses-there funky hot-they make you look like a secret librarian" I don't know ..stupid shit-anyway the blonde was clearly trying to hide a smile but also clearly seemed invested in making a point of not talking to me and then she says bye and went to catch up with her friend.
The next day-my friends were talking about the night and the boyfriend of the girl who works was talking about the blonde with glasses and I asked him if he knew her and he looked at me like an idiot and was like "not personally..I know who that is of course though...she was Scarlett Johansson, my girlfriend had to reserve a table for her "
So no crazy sex stories but I did get cock blocked by Scarlett Johansson, who didn't have very much to say to me besides a small smile and a goodbye sandwiched between opaque stares and firm words, but her much hotter, in my opinion, friend did-alas...sigh. If I did recognize her though I probably would have complimented her on her performance in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow or told her I love to jerk off to 'Girl with the Pearl Earing'-that's the kind of head-space I was in. Seriously though, when I found out who it was and that my friends were not messing with me, I was so pissed at myself for not recognizing her-remembering her it was so OBVIOUS in retrospect and she was like my biggest movie actress crush ever. Probably my old overblown ego talking but I feel I could have worked magic with her friend if I had only recognized who the blonde was.
I also burned my chances with the other three girls during this time as the two girls from the beginning left-and the girl who bought me drinks ending up hooking up with that super-natural I was telling you guys about in the last post-ce la vie-I had her first and was too out of it to realize that she was dying for something that I took to long to give-well I knew she had hooking up on her mind by the way she danced and if it wasn't me then it was going to be someone else- I was actually very upset about it later in the night but the next day felt as if some deep stupid jealousy emotions have been largely removed.
ok, you guys are going to enjoy this story
nothing to crazy but I love it when stuff like this happens-
so Thursday night, I went out to this lounge/club where my friend works
and I get fairly twisted. I was outside and this gorgeous chick jumps in front of me and starts pretending to shoot spider man webs at me-as in she was doing the web sling fist and making noises-needless to say I thought it was hilarious and instantly liked this girl-she introduced me to her friend who is even more my type we all talk for a bit and then she moves away to talk to some other friends and me and her friend start hitting it off. The girl I am talking to definitely likes me but she seemed a little reserved about something-( turns out she is seeing someone at the moment-it was the worst to because the physical chemistry was incredible and she was clearing restraining herself admirably later when I told her how f---ing sexy I thought she was...something I really would never do-pre sex magnet) Back to the present tense in my past story-so my instinct starts to bubble to just go for the kiss when suddenly spider man girl appears and pulls out literally a handful of weed and starts holding her hand to our faces to smell-I really don't smoke weed since my horrible trip out in Amsterdam 5 years ago, but spider man girl really wants me to smoke with them-and honestly I was already a little drunk and feeling like doing something different. Bad Idea lol. Anyway the girls basically perform surgery on this cigar and create some droopy looking brown leaf with weed in it that apparently were supposed to smoke, a 'blunt', I go for it and thank goodness no bad trip-BUT I did completely miss out on some amazing opportunities out of my sheer temporary retardation. We all talk for like 20 minutes more but by this point I have lost my mind and am just having so much fun-plus my mind starts talking me out of moving things forward- and I am laughing at most everything-I go inside to chill out-and my friend's sister is in town and she comes up to me while I am sitting and grabs my hand to dance-I'm hesitant at first since its my buddy's younger sister-but this girl is going sexual and I start really enjoying myself. She really wants to hook up with me but my friend is right there and it just intellectually I am talking myself out of it. She asks me if I want I drink-and I agree-so she buys 30$ worth of drinks, card minimum, of which she has one shot-needless to say I started going over the deep end at this point. I start becoming very divided mentally as to deciding which girl to 'go for' and I wander back over too the dance floor where I see one beautiful blonde dancing with a shorter and in my opinion much sexier girl-I start dancing near them and were all kind of moving towards each other but the blonde seems to want to dance with her littler friend and the littler one kind of is dancing her sexy perfect butt away from the blonde towards me
I'm so into this little sexy chick but I'm hesitant, later I ask her to dance-she says no because they are leaving but I am just so curious about her, I start asking her questions, I start just joking with her and before I know it were being very sexual upfront and she's eating it and we've juts got this hot mutual fun vibe going- the whole time the blonde is looking at me and her friend-and I take a look at her and cant 'read' her for my life-. 30 seconds later when me and this girl start getting a little more touchy the blonde friend comes up and puts her hand on my shoulder and is like 'no, no, no we got to go' and she gave the smaller girl her coat-we hug goodbye and I give her a sensual kiss on the cheek then she heads out. The blond wasn't mean with her breaking her friend and me up, just very firm. Then she kind of just lingers there packing up stuff-I'm just kind of annoyed that she did that but I'm having so much fun already that I start making fun of the blonde's funky glasses-not meanly-just in a very self amusing way-and I was just stoned and buzzed enough that everything I said I found hilarious
I was like "I like your glasses-there funky hot-they make you look like a secret librarian" I don't know ..stupid shit-anyway the blonde was clearly trying to hide a smile but also clearly seemed invested in making a point of not talking to me and then she says bye and went to catch up with her friend.
The next day-my friends were talking about the night and the boyfriend of the girl who works was talking about the blonde with glasses and I asked him if he knew her and he looked at me like an idiot and was like "not personally..I know who that is of course though...she was Scarlett Johansson, my girlfriend had to reserve a table for her "
So no crazy sex stories but I did get cock blocked by Scarlett Johansson, who didn't have very much to say to me besides a small smile and a goodbye sandwiched between opaque stares and firm words, but her much hotter, in my opinion, friend did-alas...sigh. If I did recognize her though I probably would have complimented her on her performance in Iron Man 2 as Black Widow or told her I love to jerk off to 'Girl with the Pearl Earing'-that's the kind of head-space I was in. Seriously though, when I found out who it was and that my friends were not messing with me, I was so pissed at myself for not recognizing her-remembering her it was so OBVIOUS in retrospect and she was like my biggest movie actress crush ever. Probably my old overblown ego talking but I feel I could have worked magic with her friend if I had only recognized who the blonde was.
I also burned my chances with the other three girls during this time as the two girls from the beginning left-and the girl who bought me drinks ending up hooking up with that super-natural I was telling you guys about in the last post-ce la vie-I had her first and was too out of it to realize that she was dying for something that I took to long to give-well I knew she had hooking up on her mind by the way she danced and if it wasn't me then it was going to be someone else- I was actually very upset about it later in the night but the next day felt as if some deep stupid jealousy emotions have been largely removed.
1. There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.
2. A thinker sees his own actions as experiments and questions... Success and failure are for him answers above all.
3. I would not know what the spirit of a philosopher might wish more then to be than a good dancer.-F.N.
