10-31-2016, 02:20 PM
How to not end up in jail or with a criminal record;
1. The human rights clearly states that self defense is for all.
2. When somebody attacks you, they've lost all their rights. That's what you tell the cops.
3. Never run away from the police, always stay calm when dealing with them and tell it like it is
4. Have a regular spot, I know all the bouncers and bartenders at the places I go to, they're all on my side.
5. The law will determine the degree of violence, try to not use more than what's necessary, but if you have to, fuck his ass up real good.
Real life situations I've been in,
Brawl with a guy inside my regular bar. He pushed me without any reason, so I went up to him and headbutted him pretty hard. Then like 4 guys were standing over me and I started punching everybody that was in my way. My bouncer friend escorted me out, the cops came, I explained it and they let me go. The others went to the drunk can.
Some random dude jumped into my car and said "go, go, go". I told him to get the fuck out of my car, but then he threathened to punch me. Big guy, definitely a thug and coked up. What he didn't know is that I had a steel pipe next to me. I smashed him across the face, stepped outside of the car, pulled him out, smashed him again, pulled out my blade and put it up to his neck. I told him if I ever saw him again, he's dead. Took his wallet and said, "don't sleep too deep from now on"
Junkie approached me at the central station with aggression so I just socked him right there. The train security took it from there and let me go, told me "well done".
Got into a fight with 3 arabs outside of a restaurant, a friend was with me. They didn't know we're not easy target, I pulled out my baton and started swinging. Later the cops came, I threw that baton as far away as I could. They were searching me, but because the arabs had records, they put more trust into me.
A lithuanian girl had the hots for me in a club. But she was with like 8 lithuanian guys. One of them tried to threathen me so I took my beer bottle and smashed it into his glass so his drink spilled all over him. He left, but later the came back. He left again, but as he was leaving I grabbed him from the back and threw him into the bar, he passed out. The cops came, the bouncer took my side and the cops were kind enough to give me a ride home. I asked them about how to become a detective and stuff.
Arab guy tried to mug me with a screw driver on a train. At first I laughed at him, but he was serious. I fucked him up right there and sat on until the next stop. The train people had called the cops and I pressed charges.
A friend of mine in college started a fight, got beat up pretty bad. I hadn't seen anything, just saw him all bloody sitting on the ground and I rushed over and started pounding on this one guy. My friend went to jail, I got cuffed that day, but the cops thought it was admirable that I was defending my friend so they let me go.
That's some of it. With all said, I'd rather go to jail for a short amount of time than get hurt by some losers. I've had friends and family members barely escaping very dangerous situations.
If you must take revenge on somebody, be patient. Yeah, I got a list. One has a 18 year old daughter, so that's a possibility. I waited for years to get this guy who picked on me throughout all of junior high. I saw him in the streets on day as he was drunk walking and singing to hinmself so I followed. In a dark alley I grabbed him and punched him so he went to the ground. Then I broke a few of his fingers one by one. I know what you're thinking, but he deserved, and more. If I see him today, I'm not responsible for what I'm gonna do to him. I also threw a cynderblock into the front window of his car one day. I also pretended to be friends with a guy who tried to ruin my best friends life. Let's just say his life will never be the same again.
Most people aren't psychos, they're not even sligthly dangerous. If they were both smart and dangerous and really wanted to get you, you wouldn't even see it coming and there would be no traces. Keep your emotions under control and read Sun Tzu at least 10 times so it's in your system.
1. The human rights clearly states that self defense is for all.
2. When somebody attacks you, they've lost all their rights. That's what you tell the cops.
3. Never run away from the police, always stay calm when dealing with them and tell it like it is
4. Have a regular spot, I know all the bouncers and bartenders at the places I go to, they're all on my side.
5. The law will determine the degree of violence, try to not use more than what's necessary, but if you have to, fuck his ass up real good.
Real life situations I've been in,
Brawl with a guy inside my regular bar. He pushed me without any reason, so I went up to him and headbutted him pretty hard. Then like 4 guys were standing over me and I started punching everybody that was in my way. My bouncer friend escorted me out, the cops came, I explained it and they let me go. The others went to the drunk can.
Some random dude jumped into my car and said "go, go, go". I told him to get the fuck out of my car, but then he threathened to punch me. Big guy, definitely a thug and coked up. What he didn't know is that I had a steel pipe next to me. I smashed him across the face, stepped outside of the car, pulled him out, smashed him again, pulled out my blade and put it up to his neck. I told him if I ever saw him again, he's dead. Took his wallet and said, "don't sleep too deep from now on"
Junkie approached me at the central station with aggression so I just socked him right there. The train security took it from there and let me go, told me "well done".
Got into a fight with 3 arabs outside of a restaurant, a friend was with me. They didn't know we're not easy target, I pulled out my baton and started swinging. Later the cops came, I threw that baton as far away as I could. They were searching me, but because the arabs had records, they put more trust into me.
A lithuanian girl had the hots for me in a club. But she was with like 8 lithuanian guys. One of them tried to threathen me so I took my beer bottle and smashed it into his glass so his drink spilled all over him. He left, but later the came back. He left again, but as he was leaving I grabbed him from the back and threw him into the bar, he passed out. The cops came, the bouncer took my side and the cops were kind enough to give me a ride home. I asked them about how to become a detective and stuff.
Arab guy tried to mug me with a screw driver on a train. At first I laughed at him, but he was serious. I fucked him up right there and sat on until the next stop. The train people had called the cops and I pressed charges.
A friend of mine in college started a fight, got beat up pretty bad. I hadn't seen anything, just saw him all bloody sitting on the ground and I rushed over and started pounding on this one guy. My friend went to jail, I got cuffed that day, but the cops thought it was admirable that I was defending my friend so they let me go.
That's some of it. With all said, I'd rather go to jail for a short amount of time than get hurt by some losers. I've had friends and family members barely escaping very dangerous situations.
If you must take revenge on somebody, be patient. Yeah, I got a list. One has a 18 year old daughter, so that's a possibility. I waited for years to get this guy who picked on me throughout all of junior high. I saw him in the streets on day as he was drunk walking and singing to hinmself so I followed. In a dark alley I grabbed him and punched him so he went to the ground. Then I broke a few of his fingers one by one. I know what you're thinking, but he deserved, and more. If I see him today, I'm not responsible for what I'm gonna do to him. I also threw a cynderblock into the front window of his car one day. I also pretended to be friends with a guy who tried to ruin my best friends life. Let's just say his life will never be the same again.
Most people aren't psychos, they're not even sligthly dangerous. If they were both smart and dangerous and really wanted to get you, you wouldn't even see it coming and there would be no traces. Keep your emotions under control and read Sun Tzu at least 10 times so it's in your system.
