Thanks for being open, guys. This has caused a shift in my mindset. I grew up in West Africa where most health related issues (I'm not sure if this is health related or a choice, though) are caused by deplorable hygienic conditions. Things like this are unheard of back there, or at least extremely rare. In fact, a complete stranger may look at and comment about your clarinet in urinals - and it is considered normal. In rural areas, people pee by the side of the road with everyone watching. So, when I read the bathroom encounter in "The Game", I found it very funny because it was so 'out there' to me.
Confront your problems. Walk away from BS. Seek wisdom to know the difference.