06-06-2016, 02:41 PM
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chaosvrgn said this here.
Quote:... So, I'm out and about grabbing some supplies for my business. I've been hard at work on a new website and a new product to launch, so I haven't shaved in a few days. I'm wearing some smelly, stained workout clothes from my early morning run. Standing in Wal-Mart, eyeballing one of those fitness smartwatches. I feel someone staring at me. I look up -- it's this pretty 7/10 latina wearing some super tight yoga pants. Short, innocent face, amazing curves -- JUST MY TYPE. She's eyeballing me so hard that it's UNNERVING. Then, she turns around to the smartphones and bends over to "look" at a phone she clearly wasn't interested in. I mean, she was holding an iPhone 6 Plus, so I doubt she was interested in a $30 prepaid phone. Nah, that was a butt display. At this point, I'm so shocked that I can't say anything. I'm not in the zone because my mind is solely on business. When I don't respond, she then makes a point to saunter by me, making sure to walk in front of me so I get a good view and then say, "please excuse me, sir." ...
chaosvrgn said this here.
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The scientist has a question to find an answer for. The pseudo-scientist has an answer to find a question for. ~ "Failure is the path of least persistence." - Chinese Fortune Cookie ~ Logic left. Emotion right. But thinking, straight ahead. ~ Sperate supra omnia in valorem. (The value of trust is above all else.) ~ Meowsomeness!
