wm2 so far so good

[Benjamin]

Hahahahahaha ! I can't I just can't ! I am crying !

And here are my additions to these lists : (Don't worry, you still have the copyrights Benjamin :
-'Baby, I want you to meet my mother . My mother is so nice and lovable . My mother made me cookies yesterday.She does everything for me , everything baby.I love my mother just as I love you, baby. ' (I recommend talking about your mother for 8 hours , like with the subs )

-tell her friends something weird about her . Like ' she has 3 nipples ' or 'her kitty is hairy as fu*k down there '

-this last one is for advanced users only(100% honestly, I have done it ,but I haven't told to the people I did .Yeah you got me right,I have done it several times ). Call her . Tell her 'I left a present for you on the door,baby ' in a very seductive voice.Before calling , shitt in front of her door . DON'T JUDGE ME hahaha. I've even done it with a group of friends . I've always wanted to seethe victim's reactions when they see 2,3 sh*ts in front of their doors, + a lot of pisss .I imagine it something like ' WHO THE F*CK SHITTED MY DOOR ARRHHHRHRHR ' .

Come on guys, come up with more ! Let's have a laugh ! Let's expand this

Why not cuddling the pillow she slept on and texting her about it

Hahahaha this is classic..

I am laughing so much at "talk about your mother for 8 hours just like listening to subs" hahahaha.

good luck Afzal with these ideas!